Sasha Henke's definitions

god of gay

(n.) a fictional divinity residing in the minds of homosexual men, a kind of wishful thinking phenomena taking on a shape of supreme being omnipresent in the hearts of homosexual men. God of gay is usually praised for a satisfactory erection, a brilliant idea regarding how to approach one's crush and for all gay thoughts.

I had a fabulous wank this morning. Thank you, god of gay!

by Sasha Henke March 14, 2006

spinning out

used as v. to describe a state of being frustrated with mental tasks; being stressed out. Fraze popularized when mentioned by one character Rich in a film "Murder by Numbers".

I have three tests in two days, I am spinning out!

by Sasha Henke February 17, 2006

Torviscas Alto

noun, geogr.

a part of Playa de las Americas town in Southern Tenerife. Home to upper income earners from Brittain and Germany or Russian oil company executives. A better, posher, finer, safer place to live.

Movin' to Torviscas Alto next month: the rent will eventually kill me but I will die in style.

by Sasha Henke July 20, 2007

Gayland

gay scene; surroundings and members of homosexual community.

In gayland sex is easily available because what you got is a bar full of horny men and no women to say no to them.

by Sasha Henke September 12, 2006

Calvinkleinish

used as adj., derived from the name of celebrated fashion designer Calvin Klein whose style is that of minimalism and simplicity. Something calvinkleinish describes an object, a place, a concept or a personality of minimum pretense, elegance and style.

The new Italian restaurant has white interior with bare tables, no art and subtle lights. Very chic, very cool, very calvinkleinish.

Did you meet the new executive yet? She wears pressed suits and her hair is brushed back simply. She's really calvinkleish.

by Sasha Henke December 28, 2005

half-ass

(adj). Something incomplete or downright lame, disappointing in its partial quality. Often a task given to a teenage student is done in a half-ass manner.

You are an hour late and telling me you couldn't get a cab? That's a half-ass excuse!

by Sasha Henke February 2, 2006

dating dollars

n. pl. An ammount of money spent on dating and courting, such as dining out, entertainment, presents. Exclusively a plural noun as it would be imposible, not to mention pathetic, to buy anything with a single dollar in a world of dating. Not necessarily US Dollars, as all spending in any currency to please a woman or a gay bloke is figuratively converted into dating dollars.

I just met this fantastic dude. We are going out on Friday. I am gonna need to bump a hundred dating dollars off of you.

by Sasha Henke March 8, 2006