Ryan M.'s definitions

Hrivnaked

v. The state of destruction of a home, apartment, dorm room, or residential hallway by one person in a drunken rage, usually through the tipping over of refrigerators, destruction of walls with frozen hot dogs, and / or massive furniture humping.

Josh: Hey, why is your bookshelf in the pond?
Colin: I got Hrivnaked... :(

by Ryan M. May 19, 2004

frag

v.

1. To destroy the enemy through explosive means or ends in disembowling/dismembering.

2. To kill the enemy via a hand grenade.

1. I totally fragged all those n00bs while playing UnrealTournament!

2. I totally fragged that Nazi sumbitch.

by Ryan M. November 30, 2004

man titties

A man with abnormally large breasts.

Dude, that guy has huge man titties.

by Ryan M. June 12, 2003

shwing

An imagined sound effect reffering to the acquiring of an errection at abnormal speeds.

*watches Tatu performance at 2003 MTV movie awards.* Woah... *shwing*

by Ryan M. June 12, 2003

ct 26

The name for a turbo that is used in a lot of toyota engine applications.

Dude, I totally planted a sweet CT26 on my 3S-GTE.

by Ryan M. January 19, 2005

dooce

To get fired from your job because you post about your job on your weblog.

Also see: dooced

Heather B. Armstrong got dooced.

by Ryan M. March 15, 2005

jinxelate

to confuse and encrypt something/someone

1. d00d! I totally jinxelated didi with my insta-torque theory!

2. Eric felt quite jinxelated after finding out his mother was actually hids father.

3. I totally jinxelated the video in an attempt to prevent piracy.

by Ryan M. October 26, 2004