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Definitions by Ryan M.

toothpick spliff 

n.

A term derived from an MC Chris song, a toothpick spliff is a joint wrapped so tight that the smoker can pick their teeth with it (like a toothpick). A person who smokes said toothpick spliffs is usually froogle with their doobie.
Yo, don't invite Chris over, he's too stingy with his weed; I give him blunts, but all he passes me are toothpick spliffs.
toothpick spliff by Ryan M. April 3, 2005
To get fired from your job because you post about your job on your weblog.

Also see: dooced
dooce by Ryan M. March 15, 2005
The name for a turbo that is used in a lot of toyota engine applications.
Dude, I totally planted a sweet CT26 on my 3S-GTE.
ct 26 by Ryan M. January 19, 2005
v.

1. To destroy the enemy through explosive means or ends in disembowling/dismembering.

2. To kill the enemy via a hand grenade.
1. I totally fragged all those n00bs while playing UnrealTournament!

2. I totally fragged that Nazi sumbitch.
frag by Ryan M. November 30, 2004

JDM Tyte 

The term "JDM Tyte" has found most use on Automotive Message boards (mostly ToyotaCelicas.com). It's definition is composed of a double standard:

1. It's usually defined as a Japanese car that has been modified with tacky, ugly, and stupid parts that the owner feels is extremely cool. See Ricer.

2. However it can also be defined as a Japanese car that has been upgraded rather well with expensive, rare, and effective car parts.
1. d00d! Those clear tailights are JDM tyte, yo!

2. Holy crap, that ST185 is JDM tytely tuned!
JDM Tyte by Ryan M. November 14, 2004

jinxelate 

to confuse and encrypt something/someone
1. d00d! I totally jinxelated didi with my insta-torque theory!

2. Eric felt quite jinxelated after finding out his mother was actually hids father.

3. I totally jinxelated the video in an attempt to prevent piracy.
jinxelate by Ryan M. October 26, 2004

Hrivnaked 

v. The state of destruction of a home, apartment, dorm room, or residential hallway by one person in a drunken rage, usually through the tipping over of refrigerators, destruction of walls with frozen hot dogs, and / or massive furniture humping.
Josh: Hey, why is your bookshelf in the pond?
Colin: I got Hrivnaked... :(
Hrivnaked by Ryan M. May 19, 2004