spowned

so powned....just a variation of owned
Yo i just cam up behind u and spowned u in HALO.
by Ryan December 23, 2004
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gorfed

-to be physically or mentally distorted, an advanced form of being retarted.
Justin Lake was born gorfed
by Ryan February 25, 2004
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Consigliere

The counseler for the underboss and don of a mafia family
Lets ask my consigliere
by Ryan September 08, 2003
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uncle doug

An inferior of an especially rare breed.

A rat.
by Ryan March 29, 2004
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guave

the act of two women abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.
i love it in soft-core porn when the two chicks guave. i always get a raging boner from a quality guave-sesh.
by Ryan April 25, 2004
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gangsta

Real Gangsta - someone who lives in the projects, is ususally in a gang, not very wealthy--often, but not always, black

Fake Gangsta - most males who attend North Warren (thank god i don't go there anymore). White kids from a rural town who listen to so much rap that they think they're black, act like they "slang dope" all the time, and would have no idea what to do if in a real projects. Yet, they still think they're hardcore gangstas.
John lives in the projects and is a Crip; thus, he's a gangsta. Eminem, though white, is also a gangsta, since he did grow up in a poor area and had what would be considered a gangsta life.

Kevin lives in an upper class white neighborhood in rural western New Jersey. He's never seen a housing project, except in videos on MTV, and probably has never even met a black person. This does not prevent him from acting like he's 50 Cent, however.
by Ryan May 14, 2004
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scabbard

Brooke's vagina.
Codey is going to sink his shank into Brooke's Scabbard
by Ryan November 07, 2003
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