Ghetto porridge

Saltine crackers crushed into ramen broth, then stirred together.
Leroy wasn't feeling full after his bowl of instant noodles, so he crushed some crackers into the soup to make himself some ghetto porridge.
by Roth Vantage November 11, 2018
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the movies

Where do you take a cake? To the movies?
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Bill Smith

Etymology: White version of Will Smith

Definition: A wigger who sticks out like a sore thumb near any actual black people

Synonyms: white boy, cracker, fag, punk-ass bitch
Bill Smith is moving with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air... But wait, he already lives there!
by Roth Vantage November 10, 2014
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play with your prick

1. To masturbate
2. To procrastinate; waste time; do nothing

Synonyms: jerk off
What are you gonna do, play with your prick for another 30 years?
by Roth Vantage October 26, 2014
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pedoglasses

Creepy-looking glasses worn by sexual deviants and other types of undesirables, typically characterized as double-bridged with large, shiny lenses and steel frames, often modeled as aviator eyeglasses. Most wearers of these glasses should be avoided at all costs.
Watch out for any man characterized by the following:

1. Disheveled hair
2. Unkempt stubble and/or moustache
3. Tan windbreaker
4. Pedoglasses
by Roth Vantage March 30, 2015
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Val Kilmers

After a fucked up bender, just pop a couple of Val Kilmers before bed, and you'll wake up fit as a fiddle
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Cousin Itt

A haircut with really long bangs reaching the eyes, like a thick bowl cut, but with long hair in the back and sides.
Nice to see Dee-Dee is sporting a Cousin Itt again.
by Roth Vantage January 04, 2017
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