Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Rocco Cocko III

blumpamotive

To recieve a blumpie while traveling in a R.V.

Dude i got the best blumpamotive the other day when me and your mom went on a romantic drive.

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Having a race with a group of friends to see who can get a blumpie the fastest.

1. Dude I would of never won the blumpathon if your mom was'nt such a team player.

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explosive diarrhea, to paint your shorts with a runny shit spray

Man that nasty bitch scatter sprayed my face last night when i was going down on the back door.

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anal leakage resulting in a shit stain on your pants, common among old bastards and sluts with loose back doors.

1:Dude you need to talk to your mom about that stainus. 2: I can smell that stainus from over here.

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pain in the anus, usually obtained when recieving your first deep butt stab from a gay associate

Man your dad gave me a killer painus last night. You gotta tell him to chill on the hard core rucus rump pumping.

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The dried up gizz cork in the end of your penis after mastubating or a sexuall encounter.

1. Man i was shooting two streams, one on your moms towel and the other one in the shitter tell my dick bisquit shot out.

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recieving a blumpie while engaging in beastiality, i.e. getting a blumpie from a farm animal such as a sheep or pig

Man i cant believe i got that goat to give me a blumpieality last night

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