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Sex Definition

A retarded definition usually made by a 12 year old on urbandictionary failing to be funny. A sex definition usually has this formula

Typical definition of a word that is turned into a sexual act:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass (blank) and right before you cum pull your dick out then say (blank) then (blank) while you are cumming, then say "bitch you just got (blanked)
Example of a Sex Definition on Urban Dictionary.

George Washington:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"
by Roc18 April 28, 2010
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Nigger Trumpet

aka the Vuvuzela. The annoying plastic trumpets that South African niggers blow for 90 minutes during soccer Matches. Sounds like an elephant dying, hopefully will be banned for the 2010 World Cup.
*Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Person 1: What is that annoying sound i keep hearing? I'm trying to watch this damn soccer game.

Person 2: Its just the nigger trumpets, try to ignore it.

30 mins later:
"burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Person 1: Fuck it i'm leaving.
by Roc18 April 27, 2010
mugGet the Nigger Trumpetmug.

Nujabes

K2The2K's definition is incorrect. Nujabes was not an MC/Rapper.

Nujabes was a Japanese Hip Hop Producer who is best known for his two albums Modal Soul and Metaphorical Music and his work on the Samurai Champloo soundtrack.

His music blended Elements of Hip Hop/Jazz/electronica to create a unique sound thats awesome to listen to. He also has the Ristorante Mixtapes which blend several musical genres together perfectly into one mixtape.

He tragically passed away in early 2010 when he got into a car accident. But his music will live on forever.
Rest in beats Nujabes
by Roc18 August 26, 2010
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Landmines

A word used to describe thin ugly chicks.
Grenades = bigger ugly chick; Landmines = thinner ugly chick

-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino"
by Roc18 July 30, 2010
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Terry Crews

A large black man from the movie White Girls and The Boondocks who looks like the dude that would rape you if you dropped the soap in the jail. Coolest mothafucka alive.
Terry Crews played in the NFL and is now an Actor.
by Roc18 April 30, 2010
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dislike fag

That one person who always dislikes a youtube video or thumbs down an urbandictionary definition just for troll purposes, no matter how excellent or flawless the video or definition is.
Me: Hey my definition for "My face when" has 34 likes and 0 dislikes awesome, I can't think of a reason someone would dislike this.

*2 days later*

Me: WTF 1 dislike? THE DEFINITION WAS PERFECT FUUUUUUUU-

*go on rampage over the thumbs down*

dislike fag: u mad bro? *trollface*
by roc18 May 8, 2011
mugGet the dislike fagmug.

Free Weezy

What white people say when they want to sound gangsta.
White Guy: Yo Lil Wayne is tha best rappa alive nigga Free Weezy!

Black guy: kill yourself.
by Roc18 April 28, 2010
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