Robin's definitions

george bush

A fucking piece of moldy shit. if this guy sucked anymore then we would have to call him alec baldwin

Geoge Bush fucks up everything he comes into contact with. this guy even fucks up wet dreams.

by Robin January 19, 2005

hamjoobley

The word "Hamjoobley" was originally a Native American term for Ugly - their God of Ugliness. They used to use it as an insult toward enemies. Nowadays it is used when describing faeces -

eg. "I have to go drop a Hamjoobley"
or "You are one retarded Hamjoobley"

by Robin January 5, 2005

shagmeister

similar to shagmaster, meaning exactly the same thing, but this is a term you would use to describe yourself..

I am a Shagmeister,
I am The Shagmeister.
you would not use this term to describe anybody else, you use it to big up yourself and be cool.

by Robin January 5, 2005

kwamit

Kwamit originated in the USA 16th century when a young man named Henry Seedcave mis-pronounced the name Kermit. He was laughed at, and people from then on went on to call him Kwamit. You could say

"oh, he's gone and done a Kwamit!" or
"look at that Kwamit CUNT!"
or "haha what a Kwamit"

by Robin January 5, 2005

shork

Shork is a small impregnated lamb, ready to go to the slaughter. It was used by the Welsh government when fighting the war of "Shorkenshall" and they named it after this, for no apparent reason.

"get your shorks!"
"You'll be a shork, if you don't pay me!"

by Robin January 5, 2005

habbo hotel

Habbo hotel is for little gay little 10 year olds with no friends to pretend they have a social life with their pretend little person

Habbo: Will you be my friend
Habbo1: Ok then
Habbo: My name is gertrude, my favourite sport is cricket and my favourite thing in the whole wide world is habbo hotel!
Habbo1: ME TOO!

by Robin January 3, 2005

Fagmop

An insult meaning a person who is gay and has crap hair

Shut up you fucking fagmop!

by Robin January 3, 2005