Robin's definitions

shimmer

any form of a white powder drug

Have you been hitting the shimmer?

by Robin April 22, 2004

penguin

Fat guy that was defeated by BatMan in the late 1950s.

Jimminy Wilikers! It's Penguin!

by Robin October 24, 2003

wankface

A wanker a person who can't get any who is also ugly

Do you know what you are dave? i'll tell you what you are, YOU ARE A WANKFACE

by Robin January 3, 2005

skert

used to decribe coming to a halt, or screeching to a stop

also used to decribe crytal meth

When you ran that light it was like, "skert!", then you stopped.

Let's go get some skert.

by Robin April 22, 2004

Cumu

Used mainly in SMS messages typed using predictived text, in which cunt is derived into "cumu"

He was a right filthy cumu!

I love your shaved cumu

Waiter! Waiter! Bring me a steaming fresh side order of cumu to accompany this thalidomide wife!

by Robin December 17, 2004

tit munger

someone who chops off girls titties and sells them at the market

tit munger: get your fresh tits
Sane person: *calls police*

by Robin February 6, 2005

kwamit

Kwamit originated in the USA 16th century when a young man named Henry Seedcave mis-pronounced the name Kermit. He was laughed at, and people from then on went on to call him Kwamit. You could say

"oh, he's gone and done a Kwamit!" or
"look at that Kwamit CUNT!"
or "haha what a Kwamit"

by Robin January 5, 2005