kwamit

Kwamit originated in the USA 16th century when a young man named Henry Seedcave mis-pronounced the name Kermit. He was laughed at, and people from then on went on to call him Kwamit. You could say
"oh, he's gone and done a Kwamit!" or
"look at that Kwamit CUNT!"
or "haha what a Kwamit"
by Robin January 05, 2005
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im flapping my wings

something that rapper nelly said so that he could se gurls get low and kick them over , obiously exposing them and makin them easier to screw
i thaugh i told u to flap ur wings woman!!!!!
by robin November 01, 2004
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shagmeister

similar to shagmaster, meaning exactly the same thing, but this is a term you would use to describe yourself..
I am a Shagmeister,
I am The Shagmeister.
you would not use this term to describe anybody else, you use it to big up yourself and be cool.
by Robin January 05, 2005
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A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.
Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me
by Robin February 06, 2005
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Egg-fart

When you're Fart so terribly gross that people throw up or even worse sometimes they shit themselves from tha fear radiated by this monster that makes a noise like a cat dieing
Egg-fart: meeeeeeeeeeeoooooooawwww.....

random guy: oooooaaarg I just crapped myself
by Robin December 10, 2003
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brown shoes

shoes that are brown

fucking sweet!

(mrs yankee fucking wore)
wow those shoes are fucking sweet
by robin November 30, 2003
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nermal

A term for an annoying, naive and/or otherwise doltish person. Coined from Garfield the Cat's annoying younger cousin.
Quit bugging me you nermal!!
by Robin January 06, 2004
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