Robin's definitions

mg

crazy haired guy called matt george

mg please refrain from sucking my penis

by Robin January 3, 2005

gaybar

1) a bar for gay people

2) a gay person

Let's go to the gay bar you fat gaybar

by Robin January 3, 2005

peep show

fucking quality programme

hey duncan lets watch peep show all day

by Robin January 3, 2005

hamjoobley

The word "Hamjoobley" was originally a Native American term for Ugly - their God of Ugliness. They used to use it as an insult toward enemies. Nowadays it is used when describing faeces -

eg. "I have to go drop a Hamjoobley"
or "You are one retarded Hamjoobley"

by Robin January 5, 2005

shagmeister

similar to shagmaster, meaning exactly the same thing, but this is a term you would use to describe yourself..

I am a Shagmeister,
I am The Shagmeister.
you would not use this term to describe anybody else, you use it to big up yourself and be cool.

by Robin January 5, 2005

kwamit

Kwamit originated in the USA 16th century when a young man named Henry Seedcave mis-pronounced the name Kermit. He was laughed at, and people from then on went on to call him Kwamit. You could say

"oh, he's gone and done a Kwamit!" or
"look at that Kwamit CUNT!"
or "haha what a Kwamit"

by Robin January 5, 2005

shork

Shork is a small impregnated lamb, ready to go to the slaughter. It was used by the Welsh government when fighting the war of "Shorkenshall" and they named it after this, for no apparent reason.

"get your shorks!"
"You'll be a shork, if you don't pay me!"

by Robin January 5, 2005