Robin's definitions

shagmeister

similar to shagmaster, meaning exactly the same thing, but this is a term you would use to describe yourself..

I am a Shagmeister,
I am The Shagmeister.
you would not use this term to describe anybody else, you use it to big up yourself and be cool.

by Robin January 5, 2005

kwamit

Kwamit originated in the USA 16th century when a young man named Henry Seedcave mis-pronounced the name Kermit. He was laughed at, and people from then on went on to call him Kwamit. You could say

"oh, he's gone and done a Kwamit!" or
"look at that Kwamit CUNT!"
or "haha what a Kwamit"

by Robin January 5, 2005

shork

Shork is a small impregnated lamb, ready to go to the slaughter. It was used by the Welsh government when fighting the war of "Shorkenshall" and they named it after this, for no apparent reason.

"get your shorks!"
"You'll be a shork, if you don't pay me!"

by Robin January 5, 2005

george bush

A fucking piece of moldy shit. if this guy sucked anymore then we would have to call him alec baldwin

Geoge Bush fucks up everything he comes into contact with. this guy even fucks up wet dreams.

by Robin January 19, 2005

b.m.w.

1) black mans woman
2) black mans whip

1)dude 1:DAMN!!! ima get a peice of that!
dude 2:carful son!! , thats a bmw,you'll be sleepin wid the fishes by the end of he night if u dont pick your jaw of the floor!

2)u know dats a bmw, look at them moon-walker rims!

by robin January 20, 2005

fdfdfdssa

someone aimlessy tapping keys on keyboard to create annoyance to anyone who bothers to read this definition.

fdfdfdssa? uehfdfdfqwf? edfgfg? sdsdw!! dfdofef
ciao dfdfdf

by Robin January 26, 2005

feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.

Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me

by Robin February 6, 2005