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Nir

1. A short Israeli who has, among other things, successfully hit a can of tomatoes with a sniper rifle from 2 kilometers, beat up 2 US marines in the 4th grade, a girlfriend whose identity was unconfirmable due to the phone lines being cut by the Palestinians, and discovered diamonds while in Israel. It is also speculated that Nir is a pathological liar.
That's crap, Nir.
by Rob March 31, 2003
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chotch

The penis, NOT the balls. Also, a common term for someone being an ass in the state of Colorado.
How do you hurt a guy? Give him a good chotch shot.
When we were boarding at Winter Park that fucker Nick was being a real chotch.
by Rob March 19, 2004
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wank

Lets head over to the wank.
by Rob March 22, 2004
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relativity

Interconnection

Being dependent or intertwined with another event or object that is just as dependant as the other.

Cause and effect.
ERIC
I punch you in the face, you'll punch back, right?

VALLEN
Yeah.

ERIC
Your hitting me back is reative to me hitting you in the face.

-ALSO-

A Bank owner is very hard on a Farming family. The family is forced out of their house and loose everything, living in poverty. The Banker prospers with their loss. (1)

For 20 years, the family lives in poverty, barely surviving. Eventualy, one of the family members is forced to rob a bank to survive. The bank that is robbed happens to be the same bank which forced thim into poverty. (2)

The Banker looses everything from the robbery. He resorts to drugs (3) and one day, in a drug impared state, he decides to go and buy more drugs. He has a car accident. (4)

From the car accident, he is paralyzed from the neck down and cannot speak for the rest of his life. (5)

1. The Banker's prosperity is relative to the families suffering.

2. The bank robbery is relative to the Banker's being hard on the family.

3. The drugs are relative to the bank robbery.

4. The car accident is relative to the drugs.

5. the paralysis is relative to the car accidsent

In conclusion, the man's paralysis is relative to his being hard on the family, he bought it upon himself.
by Rob January 19, 2004
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porg

I am 5 foot tall.

hahahaha you porg
by Rob November 11, 2003
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Godar

When your teacher gives you lots of homework.
Mrs. Johnson pulled a Godar on us
by Rob July 24, 2003
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Duber

Slang word for a foriegn lady when descibing a caucasion male with large genitalia
"what a big DUBER you have!"
by rob February 3, 2004
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