Rob's definitions

blowing christmas

A term for when you are really sick, particularly when a sinus infection is involved; refers to the expulsion of holiday-themed mucus from your nose.

Man I feel shitty... I've been blowing christmas since Monday.

by Rob April 6, 2006

noddy blinkers

when someone is falling asleep sitting upright. Their head makes a nodding motion whilst they blink to fight back the tiredness.

Q) Why did you run over the pedestrians?

A)Had a touch of the noddy blinkers, m'lud.

by Rob August 27, 2005

Gangsta Rap

As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Talent (Rap has none)
2: Melodies and notes (Rap has none)
3: Instruments (Samplers and Turntables aren't instruments. Guitars, Pianos, Saxes, Drums Trumpets ect. are...and by the way, Rap has none)

Anyone who sings (is that singing?) gangsta rap is not even "gangsta". They'd be dead in a second if they went to 'da hood'.

by Rob October 10, 2005

phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

by Rob July 18, 2005

certone

drinking for pain, not for pleasure.

"let's do this certone."

by Rob July 23, 2005

stab the bird

Used to describe having sex with a hot chick who is passing by.

Look at that Jonny, I'd stab the bird.

by Rob July 30, 2005

choda

the flakey pieces of poo that fall off a large log.

my shit had a ton of choda flakes!

by Rob August 1, 2005