Rob's definitions

jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation...

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering.

by Rob May 13, 2005

Stanford University

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.

Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.

by Rob May 13, 2005

Dusted

Inhailing a substance used to clean a computer keyboard that gives the feeling of nitrous oxide

I went to Kmart and bought six cans, lets go get dusted!

by Rob May 13, 2005

Inky Blinky Pinky and Clyde

The 4 most awesome bad-graffics ghosts EVER!

Dammit. Blinky just killed Pac-Man. But he's still 25% awesome.

by Rob May 13, 2005

trench ass

basically swamp ass, but with a massive wedgie

i got poo stains on my underwear because of a massive case of trench ass

by rob May 13, 2005

van helsing

term used to imply getting really intoxicated

dude, let's get all van helsing tonight.

by rob May 13, 2005

rugby league

A sport which involves 2 tribes of shaved down castrated gorrilas running around a paddock attempting to insert fingers into each others rectal cavities (as illustrated by the games most famous player, John Hopoate). The goal of the game is for brain-dead butt invaders who have a penchant for touching other males in a forum where they wont be accused of homosexuality until the are safely in the changerooms and can happily grunt and invade each others rectal region.

Usually played by closet homosexuals or people from Sydney or Brisbane who are too unintelligent to understand the intricacies of superior sports such as AFL and to a lesser extend Cricket and Rugby Union.

***Whilst at the zoo***
Person 1: "Look at those gorillas grunting and exploring their anuses, if you shaved them down it would look like a rugby game."

Person 2: "C'mon thats a bit harsh...goriallas can use rudimentary tools"

by Rob May 13, 2005