blackccent
blackccent by Rob April 13, 2004
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Blackccent
That unique style of pronunciation and volume of speech that immediatly identifies a person to be black. The Blackccent is special in that no other group posses an American (non-forgein) accent that identies any physical charateristics.
Jon - "Lately, my phone-sex life has been really unsatisfying. My cum is just dribbiling out instead of violently exploding like before."
Carlito - "Thats terrible! Why's that bro? Whats wrong?"
Jon- "Well man, 555-6969 just hired a bunch of black chicks. You know I've got that intense thing for asians and how I always invision some asian-american hoe on the other line.
Carlito - "Oh yeah, for sure. So what youre saying is that even if it was a white or indian or italian or whatever, as long as they spoke native english you couldn't tell the difference so you just always assumed they had a fine asian sideways pussy."
Jon- "Exactly, exactly. But yeah whenever I get one of these new colored girls, I can't even pretend they're asian cuz the Blackccent makes my weiner say 'No dude, I know thats a black chick on the other line. I'm not into that charcol vag. It looks like an overly ripe eggplant' Its really becoming a problem."
Carlito - "Thats terrible! Why's that bro? Whats wrong?"
Jon- "Well man, 555-6969 just hired a bunch of black chicks. You know I've got that intense thing for asians and how I always invision some asian-american hoe on the other line.
Carlito - "Oh yeah, for sure. So what youre saying is that even if it was a white or indian or italian or whatever, as long as they spoke native english you couldn't tell the difference so you just always assumed they had a fine asian sideways pussy."
Jon- "Exactly, exactly. But yeah whenever I get one of these new colored girls, I can't even pretend they're asian cuz the Blackccent makes my weiner say 'No dude, I know thats a black chick on the other line. I'm not into that charcol vag. It looks like an overly ripe eggplant' Its really becoming a problem."
Blackccent by Sir McPoopydoopy November 7, 2011
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Blackument
a) When a black person is in the wrong, but can't see why, so thinks they are being picked on simply because of their skin colour.
b) When a black person tries to bring their reputation as an agressor into an argument to try and win.
b) When a black person tries to bring their reputation as an agressor into an argument to try and win.
a) Black woman overtakes a queue of traffic by driving on wrong side of road. Then, is met by a car coming towards her that won't move out the way to let her continue to jump the queue. She can't see why she isn't getting her own way, so presumes she is a victim of racism. A blackument ensues.
b) Black man decides he wants to steal a bike by accusing the white owner of stealing it from him first. He gets in the owners face and intimidates them until they give in and lose their property, or more white people get envolved and the black man runs away.
b) Black man decides he wants to steal a bike by accusing the white owner of stealing it from him first. He gets in the owners face and intimidates them until they give in and lose their property, or more white people get envolved and the black man runs away.
Blackument by ColourBlind August 10, 2012
blaccent
A distinctive manner of speech, pitch or tone particular to African American urban inner city youth.
Sean tried to immerse himself in WASP-y country club culture, but his blaccent gave him away every time.
blaccent
A manner of speaking indicative of the stereotypical African American (or someone trying sound as such).
Not to be confused with slang, the blaccent is identified by the way words are prounounced...not the words themselves.
Me: I called customer service and the African American gentleman was very helpful.
Friend: How do you know he was African American?
Me: He spoke with a blaccent.
Me: I called customer service and the African American gentleman was very helpful.
Friend: How do you know he was African American?
Me: He spoke with a blaccent.
blaccent by SKiTz The Gemini October 19, 2007
Blackcest
A Harry Potter fanfiction term: fanfiction describing incestuous relationships between members of the Black family.
Popular pairings include Sirius/his younger brother Regulus magically brought back from the dead and Bellatrix/Narcissa or any combination of these four characters.
It's a moot point whether extended family members count as Blacks for Blackcest. The Malfoy/Tonks families often are, but the Weasleys usually aren't.
Popular pairings include Sirius/his younger brother Regulus magically brought back from the dead and Bellatrix/Narcissa or any combination of these four characters.
It's a moot point whether extended family members count as Blacks for Blackcest. The Malfoy/Tonks families often are, but the Weasleys usually aren't.
"Hey, did you get the link to the Blackcest fanfic I sent you?"
"I read the first line then left it...it was disgusting."
"What, don't you like Blackcest?"
"Funnily enough, I don't enjoy reading stories where popular children's characters have sex with their relatives."
"I read the first line then left it...it was disgusting."
"What, don't you like Blackcest?"
"Funnily enough, I don't enjoy reading stories where popular children's characters have sex with their relatives."
Blackcest
Harry Potter fanfiction term where the members of the Black family are in love, have sex, have feelings towards one another.
Blackcest by She who must not be named February 10, 2008