Rob's definitions

don the clart

When one is to pull up ones scarf/bandana over ones lower face to conceal identity before commiting a crime such as ABH or theift

origin: rhonnda valleys

quick bra don the clart the fuzz are coming

by Rob November 3, 2004

cuckold

a man in age only, in all other ways a boy whose wife turns to other men to satisfy her womanly needs that her husband can't

Rob has a really small penis and just can't take care of Kristi's needs but she's finding real men who can. So she's just making a cuckold out of Rob

by Rob December 1, 2003

butthole baby

The child born to a woman who had unprotected anal sex. The semen from the rectum drained (throughout daily activities, standing, walking, etc.) and eventually made its way down to her vagina, where it proceeded to impregnate her. It is possible. Mind you.

I fucked Mandie in the ass without a condom last night. She said it leaked and got in her pussy, she might have a butthole baby.

by Rob October 2, 2003

heising

denial of service attack by posting a newstopic on heise.de with a link to a specific website. while every dumb-ass will click on the link (dont touch the red button....which one, thiiis? *push*) the webserver will go down for a time x

by rOb October 17, 2003

skimme

encouraging someone to hurry up and give them something.

Quit usking around and skimme the damn skimmer already you rums

by rob August 21, 2003

go for the rhino

Began after a competition to fling a shoe off of one's foot and hit one of those things little kids ride on that bounce around, shaped like a rhino.

Used to commend someone on a continued good effort; when one wants to attain a certain goal or task. Especially an extremely difficult one.

Jimmy: "Hey Maxwell, I've studied three hours for the Exam!"
Maxwell: "That's great Jimmy, go for the Rhino!"

by Rob June 23, 2004

slapnuts

when you mess something up really bad, this is a word you say to exlaim great disbelief and dispair about a result

I lost my wallet. Slapnuts !!

by Rob September 25, 2003