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brown-stick

What your cock looks like after fucking a chick in the ass who was holding a shit in all day long.
Your sister is a nasty bitch. She had to shit all day and waited till after I fucked her ass. Now I have a brown-stick.
by Rob April 27, 2006
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miak stomach

The feeling you get in your stomach when u consume milk in too quick a time. Simply a heavy feeling in your stomach, with bad cases resulting in vomit, and good cases simply soothing your insides. Can be a good or bad thing.
Ohhh, that Big M gave me miak stomach!
by Rob February 23, 2004
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Chinabells

chinabells, china bells.

The small balls of toilet paper that can collect on your bottom after wiping it. Only occurs if the wiper does not do a proper job or wipes too roughly.
That girl had chinabells in/on her ass.
by Rob April 3, 2004
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dirty jeeter

when a blow job is given with such force it causes the testicles to become lopsided in size. Makes it very difficult to swing a baseball bat evenly.
A-rod was unable to bat efficently in the ALCS from receiving too many dirty jeeters.
by rob October 24, 2004
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knob gobler

"Your As evil as Dr. Knob Gobler"
by Rob November 26, 2003
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poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love
It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day
by Rob October 19, 2004
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morning glory

a type of firework that is similar to a sparkler in which the person who lights it lights the tissue paper on the top of the morning glory which causes it to ignite. they are commonly multi-colored in appearance and have a striped pattern. they tend to produce such effects as changing colors, crackling, etc...
"Dude! That morning glory looks cool!"
by Rob June 21, 2004
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