Rob's definitions

tug job

a hand job

She gave a great tug job at the end and I busted a nut all over her hand

by Rob December 29, 2003

kthxbye

To snub someone off; to abruptly end a conversation after requesting something.

David, get me that drink, kthxbye.

by Rob March 23, 2003

avalanche

in the motion of absorbing external liquid from a container. Upon finishing, that's when the Newton's Universal Law of Gravitation applied to this situation, which will result in many small solid form liquid (aka ice cubes)falling on unsuspected consumer's face (aka a bogan who's too drunk to remember that there's still ice in the container)

While in a party, joe had an avalanche while trying to get the last bit of his coke.

by Rob March 18, 2005

certone

tasteless paranoia. vulgar responses to sane behavior. cup of coffee and a cigarette. get tanked.

I be a certone...LOSE THE LIFE FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rob March 30, 2005

Smellhole

Terry Lilling

by Rob October 9, 2003

lmao

Laughing My Ass Off

Beth said "lmao" when Jason revealed his miniature testicles.

by Rob March 13, 2003

noddy blinkers

when someone is falling asleep sitting upright. Their head makes a nodding motion whilst they blink to fight back the tiredness.

Q) Why did you run over the pedestrians?

A)Had a touch of the noddy blinkers, m'lud.

by Rob August 27, 2005