Rob's definitions

Churn rate

Churn is the percentage of total subscribers that discontinue
service divided into the total population. Usually it is
expressed as a percent based on the population change from month
to month.

An average monthly churn rate for wireless phones is
around 5%.

by Rob November 28, 2003

Zizza

Weed or to smoke weed.

"Hey, bro, lets grab some zizza on the way to the Umphrey's show."
"Sure thing, man."

by Rob July 20, 2007

macoman

fully sik, boxhead, net addicted, normally found chasing greek men named jeza the man hunk.. can be found on #funkysexycool but mainly in #ballbreakers on austnet.org u knw uleh!

always up for taping marys ass

by rob February 25, 2005

hobagger

Someone who tries to pick up on women just for the purpose of sex, and then moves on. Frequently in the context of on-line dating.

Jimmy has become quite the online hobagger lately. He took out 3 old hard up skanks last week and boinked 2 of them.

by Rob August 22, 2003

ponylip

To fake drinking large quantities when you're really just tilting the bottle back without consuming

Dave never gets drunk because he ponylips his beer.

by Rob May 1, 2003

avalanche

in the motion of absorbing external liquid from a container. Upon finishing, that's when the Newton's Universal Law of Gravitation applied to this situation, which will result in many small solid form liquid (aka ice cubes)falling on unsuspected consumer's face (aka a bogan who's too drunk to remember that there's still ice in the container)

While in a party, joe had an avalanche while trying to get the last bit of his coke.

by Rob March 18, 2005

kthxbye

To snub someone off; to abruptly end a conversation after requesting something.

David, get me that drink, kthxbye.

by Rob March 23, 2003