Rob's definitions

For my health

A smart ass comment you make when someone asks you why you are doing some kind of action that shouldn't need an explanation.

"Hey! Why do you sit when you play the guitar?"
"It's for my health"

by Rob March 4, 2006

ninja bike

An idiotic and naive reference to any motorcycle that resembles the famous line of motorcycles from Kawasaki. More accurately termed sportbike. Sometimes called crotch rocket as well. Often inaccurately lumped together as a group of any non-cruiser motorcycles.

Dude:Hey baby you wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle
Chick: That depends, Is it a Harley or a ninja bike?

by Rob March 3, 2006

Gangsta Rap

As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Talent (Rap has none)
2: Melodies and notes (Rap has none)
3: Instruments (Samplers and Turntables aren't instruments. Guitars, Pianos, Saxes, Drums Trumpets ect. are...and by the way, Rap has none)

Anyone who sings (is that singing?) gangsta rap is not even "gangsta". They'd be dead in a second if they went to 'da hood'.

by Rob October 10, 2005

noddy blinkers

when someone is falling asleep sitting upright. Their head makes a nodding motion whilst they blink to fight back the tiredness.

Q) Why did you run over the pedestrians?

A)Had a touch of the noddy blinkers, m'lud.

by Rob August 27, 2005

dirty present

pulling out and coming all over a girls chest and face.

Susie wasnt on the pill so i had to give her the dirty present.

by Rob August 3, 2005

choda

the flakey pieces of poo that fall off a large log.

my shit had a ton of choda flakes!

by Rob August 1, 2005

stab the bird

Used to describe having sex with a hot chick who is passing by.

Look at that Jonny, I'd stab the bird.

by Rob July 30, 2005