Rems Husband's definitions

Wheezetease

It involves heavily breathing on a woman's tits during sex.

I just wheezeteased my wife yesterday.

by Rems Husband March 12, 2018

Werpoon

An insult used to describe a cunt, or someone who is really stupid.

Guy 1: Why is Tom angry?
Guy 2: I called him a werpoon.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Ryff

An insult used to describe a fat and stupid person. This insult also shows how pathetic and idiotic the particular person is.

Jane is such a ryff!

by Rems Husband March 11, 2018

Leturd

A term used to describe Mexican muscular feminists.

Guy 1: Larry is so disgusting!

Guy 2: I know! He's such a leturd.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Cacklewackle

It is when you cackle uncontrollably after getting a massive erection from watching too much dirty films.

Guy 1: What happened to you?

Guy 2: I watched too much dirty films yesterday and I think I cacklewackled.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

KJUhydrates

A common breakfast in North Korea, which consists of sliced grass and propaganda posters of Kim Jong Un.

Wow, the KJUhydrates were so delicious!

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Aim High Act Now

A popular sex position. It involves the enables the female to "Aim High" by sucking the male's penis. The male then can "Act Now" by releasing his cum

Guy 1: What did you do with that prostitute yesterday?

Guy 2: We did a Aim High Act Now and had a great night.

by Rems Husband March 11, 2018