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Definitions by Rems Husband

A term used when you are taking a piss and having sex at the same time.
I just did a peleon yesterday.
Peleon by Rems Husband March 12, 2018
A tern used when you are feeling horny.
I feel really wanky.
Wanky by Rems Husband March 12, 2018

Wheezetease 

It involves heavily breathing on a woman's tits during sex.
I just wheezeteased my wife yesterday.
Wheezetease by Rems Husband March 12, 2018
An insult used to describe a fat and stupid person. This insult also shows how pathetic and idiotic the particular person is.
Jane is such a ryff!
Ryff by Rems Husband March 11, 2018

Aim High Act Now 

A popular sex position. It involves the enables the female to "Aim High" by sucking the male's penis. The male then can "Act Now" by releasing his cum
Guy 1: What did you do with that prostitute yesterday?

Guy 2: We did a Aim High Act Now and had a great night.
Or the Electronic Arts Swap. Electronic Arts counter to the Nintendo Switch. To obtain the console itself, you must buy various real life lootboxes to "unlock" the parts of the console such as the screen and controllers(the instructions to assemble the console itself are also obtainable via lootboxes). After assembling the console, the menu of the console is unlockable through a US$20 "Season Pass" Friend list and online play are also obtainable via another US$30 "Best Value Pass" It also comes with a Wall Street Analyst's opinion on why you should have paid more for the DLC passes in order to finance their sorry asses. Star Wars Battlefront 2 is the only game currently avaliable on the console. Changing between home and portable console is also exclusive to "Premium Members".
Nice! I just got the screen from the lootbox for my EA Swap! Now to open 50 more to get the controllers, buttons, instruction manual.
EA Swap by Rems Husband March 11, 2018
An insult used to describe a cunt, or someone who is really stupid.
Guy 1: Why is Tom angry?
Guy 2: I called him a werpoon.
Werpoon by Rems Husband March 10, 2018