Rems Husband's definitions

Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

KJUhydrates

A common breakfast in North Korea, which consists of sliced grass and propaganda posters of Kim Jong Un.

Wow, the KJUhydrates were so delicious!

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Cacklewackle

It is when you cackle uncontrollably after getting a massive erection from watching too much dirty films.

Guy 1: What happened to you?

Guy 2: I watched too much dirty films yesterday and I think I cacklewackled.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Werpoon

An insult used to describe a cunt, or someone who is really stupid.

Guy 1: Why is Tom angry?
Guy 2: I called him a werpoon.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Werpoon

An insult used to describe a cunt, or someone who is really stupid.

Guy 1: Why is Tom angry?
Guy 2: I called him a werpoon.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Wheezetease

It involves heavily breathing on a woman's tits during sex.

I just wheezeteased my wife yesterday.

by Rems Husband March 12, 2018

Leturd

A term used to describe Mexican muscular feminists.

Guy 1: Larry is so disgusting!

Guy 2: I know! He's such a leturd.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018