Wheezetease

It involves heavily breathing on a woman's tits during sex.

I just wheezeteased my wife yesterday.

by Rems Husband March 12, 2018

Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Peleon

A term used when you are taking a piss and having sex at the same time.

I just did a peleon yesterday.

by Rems Husband March 12, 2018

Werpoon

An insult used to describe a cunt, or someone who is really stupid.

Guy 1: Why is Tom angry?
Guy 2: I called him a werpoon.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Ryff

An insult used to describe a fat and stupid person. This insult also shows how pathetic and idiotic the particular person is.

Jane is such a ryff!

by Rems Husband March 11, 2018

Werpoon

An insult used to describe a cunt, or someone who is really stupid.

Guy 1: Why is Tom angry?
Guy 2: I called him a werpoon.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

McSpecial

A position during sex, where the male puts his penis in a woman's mouth and feeds her with cum.

Guy 1: What did you and Veronica do yesterday?

Guy 2: I gave her a McSpecial.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018