RBAK's definitions
When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.
Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!
by RBAK July 11, 2016
Get the Purple Houdinimug. The shit you take the morning after a night of drinking piss warm British beer and eating greasy fish & chips.
That Yank just couldn't hang with the locals said the maid as she cleaned the Brexited remains of last nights shenanigans from the toilet seat and surrounding floor from the young American tourist's hotel room.
by RBAK June 27, 2016
Get the brexitmug. by RBAK September 22, 2016
Get the Hot Dot Twatmug. Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.
by RBAK July 20, 2016
Get the caribbean hand jobmug. by RBAK March 16, 2016
Get the cum gutmug. I don't know what I did to piss Olga off but I won't be able to walk for a week after the Caribbean Handjob she just gave me.
by RBAK June 30, 2016
Get the Caribbean Handjobmug. by RBAK October 5, 2015
Get the Political Cockrectnessmug.