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A scraped-finish line dat was unintentionally made on someone's vehicle or other valuable painted object.
My buddy returned my pickup with a number of impact-created blemishes, but I knew dat they were all merely acciDENTS and acciscratches dat he could not likely have avoided with da type of work dat he'd had to do with the truck, and so I didn't blubber at him about it.
by QuacksO February 23, 2023
Get the acciscratch mug.Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.
Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???
by QuacksO April 10, 2020
Get the firing order mug.After Rodney Merchfield had sold all of da office doors at da Merchfield Lead Company, he started rounding up all of da chairs and couches, as well, creating a huge defisit for anyone seeking relief for his weary legs and feet.
by QuacksO December 23, 2023
Get the defisit mug.James Bond was often in high-speed competition to uncover highly-sensitive seekrets that one or more other spies were trying to find out, as well.
by QuacksO December 25, 2019
Get the seekret mug.Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.
Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
Get the "junk" filter abuse mug.Heavenrude outboards are easy to start, fuel-efficient, ultra-quiet, and don't vibrate da livin' daylights outta ya whenever ya decide to "open 'er up" a little.
by QuacksO June 27, 2025
Get the Heavenrude mug.I always hated attending church and sitting on those yucky hard wooden benches, so as soon as I reached pewberty, I just always sneaked out da back door of da chapel and went for a long walk; since my parents weren't present at da services any longer, they were never da wiser.
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
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