How someone refers to another person's forcefully admonishing him to donate one or more of his prized possessions to a historical-society collection ("That beLONGS in a muSEUM!"), rather than his selfishly either hoarding it in his own private collection or (even more horrifying) selling it for personal profit.
Antiques collector: I knew that the head of the local heritage-preservation lodge was a bit fanatical about collecting and displaying vintage images and artifacts from the area, but I never expected him to go all Indiana Jones on me when I showed him my collection of old coins and arrowheads that I'd found in the area here over the years.
by QuacksO July 21, 2024
What Mick Dundee claimed to have shared wif da "croc" dat had been wanting to eat him --- "I talked him out of it."
After an interval of back-and-forth chatting wif a member of da largest of modern-day reptiles, da logical way to end said 'dileogue would be da humorous "after a while" farewell-rhyme.
by QuacksO December 05, 2023
That stupidly-uncooperative electromechanical switch on your car’s starter that always malfunctions at the worst times, causing you to feel extremely put out.
The sillinnoyed on my car decided to "go dormant" this evening when a local fellow of "questionable nature" stopped by to ask me for a ride, but I think that maybe it was actually just as well that the engine didn't crank in that instance, since I have serious doubts that the dude would actually have been able to come up with the two bucks in gas-money that he’d promised me (“I’m broke myself, but I can ask the other folks in the house for the money when we get there.” Yeah, right --- as if any of his equally-deadbeat pals would likely have had any spare cash, either?!). After he’d walked far enough down the road to be out of earshot, I tried tapping lightly on the starter and switch-housing with a hammer, and then the engine whirled right over… I've always considered my old clunker to be a good and faithful friend to me, so I wonder if perhaps Jalopy had been trying to tell me something, like that maybe I should stop giving people a ride unless they actually have gas-money with them to pay me up-front for said ride.
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
Da headachy fuzzy-brained feeling dat you wake up with after an evening of gluttonously guzzling "thickened flavored milk" Christmas-cordial. Said painful woozy hangover can occur even if said super-rich liquid-libation isn't of the "spiked" variety, since each sip packs so many calories and carbs.
I really "went to town" scooping up bargains at WalMart's post-Christmas groceries-sale, and now I gots a major case of eggnoggin!!
by QuacksO January 07, 2020
Refers to the urgency-of-need-based sequential scheduling of branch-trimming or other service that a forester or utilities-worker performs.
Asplundh-crew foreman: The recent snowy winter storms had really made a tangled mess of the roadside vegetation, and so initially we had to practice treeage so that we could attend to the worst-affected areas ASAP.
by QuacksO June 06, 2018
What you say to a gal with small boobs who offers to let you "squeeze theeze" in exchange for a favor dat she's asking of you; your meaning is dat you wish her to fetch a more-amply-endowed female like da women in Northern-European regions, so dat you can sample HER "merchandise" instead, better satisfying your softness-thirsting hands and thus making you feel more willing to accommodate da "original" chick's request.
Directing a flat-bosomed gal to "Sweden the pot" in response to her "You may feel me up as reimbursement for your assisting me" proposal may indeed gain you more pleasure immediately and "up-front" (pun not intended, but it certainly works here, since a fuller-chested lady possesses more kneadable deliciousness "up front"), but it will likely make da less-buxom chick feel insulted and inadequate, and therefore less likely to want to continue associating with you in a friendly way --- she will resentfully/disgustedly feel as if all you care about is da volume and firmness of a female's ta-tas, rather than da size of her heart.
by QuacksO January 06, 2023
A recovery program for assisting people in returning to work after a relaxing vacation, which has caused them to become so accustomed to an easy/pleasant lifestyle that they have literally forgotten how to perform labor.
Tronald Dump has never done a lick of real work in his life, so I seriously doubt that vacational rehabilitation would work very well for him in learning to be a proper president, since he has never known how to do anything honest/useful to begin with.
by QuacksO August 27, 2018