QuacksO's definitions

coronation

Refers to a ceremony performed on a variety of occasions, such as:
(1) When someone remembers to "bring in the old device" (i.e., battery, starter, alternator, etc.) to exchange at an auto-parts store and thus avoid the core-charge when purchasing a new one (in this instance, it is often spelled "coreonation").
(2) When someone receives a promotion, gets married, etc, and so everyone present cracks open da ol' lime-wedge-spiked bottles of Corona Lite.
(3) A trepidatious "newbie" welder has managed to strike his first arc, and so everyone around him is having an impromptu celebration of the lovely brilliant-blue "corona" that he successfully created.

I watched an old documentary of Princess Di's coronation, but I was surprised to see that not one of the many attendees appeared to be actually drinking any bottles of "frothy'n' lime" --- what's up with that???

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

church cervixes

What are available at da chapel's erectory as an after-sermon incentive for cranky hot-in-da-crotch teenage boys to attend said boring hypocritical speeches.

Clergy may actually have to resort to offering church CERVIXES to get da community's youths to come to the church SERVICES, if merely serving "ice cream sunday" portions fails to attract them.

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

evictim

What an ex-squatter blubberingly claims to be after getting thrown out of a residence dat he has no legal right to occupy.

Tronald Dump squallingly claims to be an evictim of shoddy and/or dishonest voting-processes; whether or not it's true, however, he has no room to talk, since events leading up to his OWN election were highly questionable.

by QuacksO March 9, 2021

hypeothesis

A theory based on media puffery.

Sherlock Holmes liked to read da sensational portions of da newspapers, but he never allowed said heady content to adversely influence his hypeothesis-forming practices.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025

hipnotherapy

A health-improvement regimen of questionable value/effectiveness; it entails having the "sufferer" lean his hip against the "practitioner" to help support himself in a standing position.

You wanna really watch out for anyone who asks you to let him practice "hipnotherapy" with you --- most likely he is not really ailing, but just wants to lean on you in order to selfishly lessen his own "burden" of merely standing on his own two feet. This "treatment" is appropriately names in most cases... it involves using your "hip" to lean against someone else, and is in reality "no therapy" at all!

by QuacksO January 24, 2019

aussiellation

What Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee did regarding his locale over da course of da three movies --- i.e., he vacillated between living in da Outback and in various American cities like NYC and L.A.

Much of da humor in da "Crocodile Dundee" series derives from da classic "fish out of water" concept of back-woods hillbillies' trying to fit in socially in "modern metropolis" settings, so perhaps da movies' frequent aussiellations were an integral part of said funny flicks' hilarity.

by QuacksO January 22, 2025

lambnesia

What Mary's brain had regarding da mischievous-antics possibly of her woolly little four-legged friend when she hid him under her desk, but then didn't "take any steps" to make sure that HE wouldn't "take steps" to follow after her when she went up to perform a task at the blackboard!

Fortunately Miss Kimball was a good-natured understanding soul who understood dat little kids may likely make innocent-but-embarrassing mistakes, and so she didn't blame Mary for her lambnesia; she just gently asked her to put said tiny adorable creature outside for da remainder of da class-time.

by QuacksO January 14, 2024