I cannot for da life of me understand how playing lovely music would cause someone to feel so absaulutely incensed dat he would wanna murder da musician. Good music has da total-opposite effect on me; I feel much MORE calm, not to mention immensely grateful to da musicians for favoring me wif their sweet melodies.
by QuacksO August 21, 2023
Refers to a careful inspection of the positioning/operation of a new/replacement one-way flow-stopper to make sure it's being installed in the correct "direction".
Zero was too stupid/unaware/forgetful to perform a "check valve" detail when hooking up the plumbing for the Camp Swampy mess hall, and so now there are geysers squirtiin' up all over da camp, but no water coming out in any of the kitchen-faucets --- just something more for Sarge to bellow about.
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Refers to where your snugglebunny rolls over in bed and spoons you, then affectionately reaches his arm around over your shoulder and fumbles for your "lower" hand (i.e., the hand from the shoulder/arm that you're lying on, as opposed to your "upper" shoulder/arm that your hunny's arm is now draped over); you groggily respond to his "seeking touch" by absent-mindedly spreading open your hand and accommodatingly manipulating your fingers to entwine them with his, without really waking up much in the process. This action may likely need to be repeated multiple times during your slumber-period, since either one of you will occasionally be obliged to temporarily relinquish the comforting hand-clasp to scratch, re-arrange pillows/blankets, etc.
Tiffany is such a warm affectionate snuggler that I don't mind the dozen or so times each night that she wants me to perform "zzzzfinger-interlacingzzzz"; besides, she tells me that she sleeps more peacefully and has fewer bad dreams when she holds hands with me.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
Cheaply-purchased/accomplished by behaving in a less-than-proper manner towards whomever provided your desired goods/services.
Tiffany didn't have the money to hire someone to put up shelves in her basement, but --- knowing that I always have the hots for her --- she called and got me to come over and do it in exchange for a little nookie-wookie afterwards. One might say that she got the job done "sinexpensively".
by QuacksO December 15, 2021
What Chick Hicks should have been named, in that he had a shameless/selfish "the end justifies the means" attitude when it came to winning races against Strip Weathers and Lightning McQueen.
If Pixar made a "Cars" character named "Mach-eavelli", would he be a heavy-handed "advocate of evil" in da electric car world??
by QuacksO July 14, 2021
Refers to bribing someone with a piece of heavenly-tasting candy as an incentive/reward for tackling a difficult job.
I suppose dat for someone with a sweet tooth, it might indeed be true that "Werther's a will, there's a way". I'm not into candy all dat much myself, though, so for me, I'd much prefer da promise of just a generous swallow of "da milk of human kindness", such as being heaped with praise and gratitude and/or being showered with hugs and kisses.
by QuacksO March 27, 2022
Anytime a website asks for "age verification" by requesting my credit-card information, I just click out of the page... it's just another potential way for fraudsters to drain my assets or commit identity theft.
by QuacksO May 22, 2019