QuacksO's definitions
Shangri La Ranch spokesperson: Our forebares were so staunchly opposed to killing four-legged mammals just for being able to wear their furs dat we shed said animal-hides in favor of "perpetual birthday-suit" living.
by QuacksO March 14, 2023
Get the forebaresmug. I've never pretended to be overly "smart 'n' savvy", but I do make sure to **always** personally inspect any acreage for sale before I buy it, in order to hopefully avoid any "sogga" experiences!
by QuacksO August 21, 2022
Get the soggamug. Refers to an inadequately-perforated and/or too-lightweight spool of paper towels or toilet-tissue. When you try to merely tear off a few sheets by giving the end of the roll a moderate yank, the paper does not separate the way you expected, and so the roll just wastefully whizzes off yards and yards all over the place, obliging you to fumingly remove the messily-bunched-up wad from the holder and tediously re-roll the paper inch-by-inch back onto the core again.
I do indeed prefer to purchase the "bargain basement" tissue-paper rolls from the supermarket or department store --- especially if they have a sale on the huge 20-roll "bales" --- but I find that a lot of times they are "runaway rolls"... the company goofed when they punched the rolls' perforations, and so that's largely why they're being sold off so cheaply.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
Get the runaway rollmug. If you happened to have da infamous "target apple" balanced on your head, seeing an archer removing a feathered missile from his backpack would be an unequivercal reason to shakingly wonder if your life was in jeopardy.
by QuacksO January 8, 2023
Get the unequivercalmug. Refers to how rapidly a bar-patron pays his bill.
Alan Jackson may indeed love his "tall and strong" alcoholic creations while playing hooky in Margaritaville, but at least his meTABolism is in good order ("I could pay off my tab"), along with his responsibility about not driving while impaired ("Pour myself in a cab"), so that is a good thing. Just be sure that you keep your boat between the navigational beacons, Alan.
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
Get the meTABolismmug. The depraved state of courtship --- and the male human mindset --- nowadays... if a girl doesn't respond positively to guys' casually "hitting" on her, said guys will merely "give up and move on to someone else" without bothering themselves to instead try "dignified" or "proper" forms of wooing, and so the gal will remain a "miss" --- i.e., unmarried woman --- for a very long time.
It's just downright pathetic how the world of romance has become merely a hit or miss game... whatever happened to the respectful or truly-caring courtship of the old days???
by QuacksO September 9, 2019
Get the hit or missmug. A.k.a. "courtesy scratch"; it involves your helpfully scratching someone's back in a spot where he has difficulty reaching himself.
Giving someone a supplementary scratch is indeed a very nice gesture, but da prob is dat you cannot know where it itches on your friend's back, and so you may hafta do a good bit of "up/down-left/right" trial-and-error scratching till you finally hit da right spot.
by QuacksO July 25, 2019
Get the supplementary scratchmug.