1. An African species of antelope.
2. A classic "knock-knock joke" word to humorously request minor assistance from someone, especially if your request is a bit irritating and/or inconvenient for your would-be helper, and so you want to add a little light-heartedness to your question.
2. A classic "knock-knock joke" word to humorously request minor assistance from someone, especially if your request is a bit irritating and/or inconvenient for your would-be helper, and so you want to add a little light-heartedness to your question.
(requested of an elderly neighbor who's comfortably reclining in a shaded hammock in his back yard on a hot sunny day)
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Kudu.
Kudu, who?
Kudu possibly fill up my canteen, and drop in an ice cube or two?
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Kudu.
Kudu, who?
Kudu possibly fill up my canteen, and drop in an ice cube or two?
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
Restrictions or forbiddings imposed on an individual or entity due to said subject's producing excessive quantities/degrees of foul odors.
I am not generally prejudiced against one type of animal or another merely because of normal scents or smells, but I would hafta draw da line at skunks --- I reckon dat I would DEFINITELY need to impose stanktions against having THEM come and hang out around me!
by QuacksO June 01, 2021
If Bambi is feeling lazy and dull due to inadequate FUNding, perhaps sending a girl-deer to make a doenation for him can help get him moving again.
by QuacksO December 06, 2021
If a company or organization is in a STAGnation due to its not having the finances to proceed, it may take a sizeable DOEnation to get things moving again.
by QuacksO December 04, 2021
Sarcastic term for da sizeable wad of cash dat a lying chat-contact from Ghana or Nigeria asked you to send to him/her, supposedly in order to give said foreigner confidence dat you're "for real" prior to his traveling overseas to meet you in person. Doubly a bad idea for you to actually comply with, of course, since (A) this OTHER person should conceivably be da one to prove to YOU dat he/she is legit, since presumably you will likely be da one who will be paying for most of da person's expenses if he/she comes to see you, and (B) most likely said conniving moocher is merely trying to con money out of you, and in reality has no actual intention of ever making any travel-plans to hang out with you.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
A musical work written by Jacques Offenbach; it exults the lives of famed Hollywood actors Dustin L. and Philip S.
The Tales of Hoffman were written by an excellent musician, excellent musician. Yeah, he's an excellent musician; he was my MAIN MAN way back when. Jeopardy is on at eight.
by QuacksO April 21, 2019
When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!
by QuacksO October 08, 2023