A physical-therapy doctor who performs his body-manipulation procedures using only fingers and/or instruments inserted up your butt.
Da term "chiroprocter" can also refer to a physician who either claims dat your state of health --- or lack thereof --- requires extended periods of many different types of muscle/joint-manipulation ("You need treatment 'up da a**'!"), or runs up absurd medical costs (i.e., he really bills you "up da a** and back") over da course of said bodily wrenching and twisting sessions.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
Da group of teeth-grindingly wrathful terrorists whom Doc Brown had tricked into giving him their plutonium with the understanding that he would incorporate it into a bomb that he'd been contracted to build for them, but instead he used said radioactive material to power his totally-for-peaceful-purposes time-machine.
Doc Brown found out da hard way dat da Libyan gnashionalists did not take kindly to having their trust --- and their plutonium --- repurposed in a way they had not intended. Fortunately for Doc, he wore a bulletproof vest da second time, and so things worked out fine in da end... Doc got to power his time machine, and da terrorists didn't blow up innocent people with their "bomb" which turned out to be just a container of old parts from pinball-machines.
by QuacksO February 04, 2020
Sneezy used to be jockeying for first place with the also-nose-blast-prone "Miss A" of the kindergarten-educational "Letter People" for the number of times per day that someone is verbally blessed by present company, but then when Snow White joined the Dwarfs in their hut, Sneezy began to have "Bless you" said **seven** times each time he sneezed, rather than just by each of his brothers, and so he was able to beat Miss A for first place in the Guinness Book Of World's Records, since (1) Miss A usually "lets loose" only about as often as Sneezy, and (2) most days she is in the company of only a random few of the 25 other Letter-People at one time, whereas the Seven Dwarfs always do everything together and Snow White always hung out with them in their hut, and so she would always be within earshot, also, to pleasantly bless Sneezy whenever he discharged his nasal-cannon.
by QuacksO March 05, 2017
Your "main SQUEEZE" who also wards off da pawing hands of lustful guys who are always coming around you wanting to "SQUEEZE theeze".
My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
I hear that the Shiite Muslins' white cotton clothing helps keep them cool in the intense desert heat; I wonder if they would be even cooler if they wore silk?
by QuacksO September 22, 2019
Refers to any case where Big Brother hypocritically "talks out of both sides of his mouth" in the management/oversight of certain economic policies; i.e., the Government loudly claims to approve/disapprove of a certain practice/behavior, yet they tax you or charge you extra if you actually "do the right thing" in that instance.
A classic example of "propriety-penalty" is the marriage-tax, whereby two people who marry are collectively charged more than twice the amount of income-tax that just one of them would have to pay "on his own", and government-provided financial assistance (i.e., Social Security, SSI Disability, etc.) that two benefits-eligible people receive is significantly reduced if they get married instead of merely practicing the socially-frowned-upon "co-habitating without a wedding band" living-arrangement... in both cases, you get "financially penalized" for "doing the right thing"! It's little wonder that so few couples --- especially the younger ones who might be required to pay income tax if their earnings are high enough --- want to "tie the knot" nowadays; these destructive monetary policies actually **encourage** love-birds to "misbehave" in this way.
by QuacksO August 01, 2018
Da generally-useless-to-your-future-life/employment "set of lies agreed-upon" sawdusty-dry clap-trap dat dey force-feedingly shove down your boredom-parched throat during grade school.
Why should I bother learning all that bullshistory in school when I will seldom --- if ever --- need said knowledge in my future adult life, especially if a lot of it isn't even accurate, anyway???
by QuacksO June 21, 2019