Definitions by QuacksO

fellownious 

Serious-illegal/criminal in a male-related way.

It's considered fellownious for a guy to use a ladies' restroom.

fellownious by QuacksO December 26, 2021

menopoly 

What humans with dicks --- and who also WERE "dicks" to not want to give da fairer gender equal rights --- use to have before da likes of Susan B. Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton came along.

Dudes still have a menopoly on male-related matters like prostate-exams and public-urinal installations, but otherwise it is fairly equal for both genders.

menopoly by QuacksO December 25, 2021

oddience 

Can refer to either:
(1) Da weirdo-members of da observing crowd, or
(2) Followers of a weirdo who are also into da strange and kinky.

Jeff Dunham must have a large oddience for his silly/crazy puppet-antics to be so well liked around da world.

oddience by QuacksO December 25, 2021

wiccan' it up 

Describes what da flame on a sorcerer's lamp or candle is doin' wif da oil or melted wax as it burns.

No pumpin' machinery is required for sendin' fuel up da string to da flame in Esmeralda's candle --- said flame is wiccan' it up just fine on its own.

wiccan' it up by QuacksO December 25, 2021

entitty

A living being or presence wif visible boobs.

Da Bible seems awfully gender-biased in dat all of da winged spirits alluded to in said highly-controversial book are implied to be male. Why can't there also be an entitty or two included in da mix, to kinda "balance things out" a bit better??

entitty by QuacksO December 25, 2021

bewilderness 

How a clueless city-slicker views any non-urban locale.

First-time camper: I got my country-cousin buddy to show me around da rural area where I was gonna be setting up my tent, so dat it would not be so much of a bewilderness to me.

bewilderness by QuacksO December 25, 2021

bewilldered

How an heir to an estate may likely feel during da probate process.

I was totally bewilldered when faced wif da task of settling my grandfather's estate, so I hired an attorney to handle da legal "ins 'n' outs".

bewilldered by QuacksO December 25, 2021