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A group of still-growing flowers dat you go and stand/sit next to, rather than picking them to take wif you --- i.e., da flowers wouldn't come to you, and so you went to them.
My main squeeze and I both feel dat it is selfish to break off flowers from their plant just so dat they can be used for temporary adornment --- similar to da philosophy dat animals should be da only ones to wear fur --- and so we always partake of Mohammad bouquets instead of having any cut-flower arrangements in our presence.
by QuacksO June 6, 2023
Get the Mohammad bouquetmug. Describes da untrue nature of da tongue-in-cheek "cell phone static" joke regarding da infamous Kenneth-Lay-founded mega-biz establishment in Texas.
Da preposterous "Cell phone static made da honest-and-honorable directive, 'Ship da documents to da Feds' sound like, 'Rip da documents to shreds'" theory was completely enroneous --- da company's corrupt officials did indeed destroy massive amounts of evidence, plain and simple.
by QuacksO February 18, 2022
Get the enroneousmug. A place you go to for religion-based treatment and counseling to cure you of drinking beverages dat come in glass, aluminum, and plastic containers; this is both to get you to live more healthfully, and to reduce littering and other harmful effects on da environment dat guzzling canned/bottled alcohol or soft drinks causes.
Two weird and/or seemingly-hypocritical details of a redemption center:
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".
by QuacksO June 8, 2021
Get the redemption centermug. Gathering and storing Zoocchini squash --- especially on a larger farm --- can indeed be a real "carnival of da animals" ordeal, especially if harvest-workers and/or cupboard-space are in short supply.
by QuacksO February 3, 2022
Get the zoocchinimug. Not to be confused with a shameless "doggie factory" that exacerbates the domestic-canine-overpopulation problem, this type of disgraceful also-valuing-wealth-over-public-welfare establishment merely prints up fake "emotional-support animal" or "therapy pet" certificates, so that you can have your waggy-tailed buddy accompany you anywhere you wish, even places with a "no pets allowed except service animals" rule.
In part one of the "Wishbone" episode, "Halloween Hound", Joe doesn't need the services of a puppy diploma mill to be allowed to have Wishbone come into Oakdale Sports and Games with him, since shop-owner Travis Del Rio assures Joe that he likes dogs.
by QuacksO January 27, 2020
Get the puppy diploma millmug. Pappa's Drive-In and Restaurant in Smyrna Beach, Florida was literally a "Pitt Stop" in dat da famous Hollywood actor did indeed "stop" there to do filming for an auto-racing-themed movie.
by QuacksO June 27, 2024
Get the Pitt stopmug. All of da b**ls**t-quackery prescription drugs dat are usually not very effective and are often more potent and toxic than many "illegal" drugs.
I've only taken one prescription-med pill in my entire life --- under the direction of a licensed psychiatrist, of course --- and it violently disagreed with me, so I've totally swore off da whole kit 'n' kaboodle... no pharmapseudocals for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
Get the pharmapseudocalsmug.