Assorted bu**s**t "lip-service" --- i.e., empty promises or canned statements of regret dat da guilty parties verbally give you --- dat are designed to supposedly make you feel better about a loss/offense, but in reality do absolutely nothing to actually "make you whole again" financially or materially.
"Never a borrower or a lender be" is wise advice, and lessens da chance dat you'll be subjected to any compensaytion debacles!
by QuacksO November 04, 2024
Da outdoor WC dat you make da less-caring/desirable of your guests use instead of da indoor washroom.
One of da most notorious ways dat a deadbeat party-guest shows his insensitive "devil-may-care" side is by shamelessly hogging da bathroom for extended periods, and so sending him to da louthouse is doubly a good way of dealing wif dis --- it gets his spirits-dampening self outta da crowd of more-desirable attendees, and lets him take as long as he wants to "finish up", without delaying other folks who may need to "spend a penny" throughout da party-time.
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
If birds of prey originally came from Velociraptors and other similar ancient reptiles, could they be considered modern-day dinosoars?
by QuacksO April 22, 2020
Derisive description of da policeman-like persona supposedly adopted by Ms. Bacall if you crossed her.
There is debate as to whether da former Mrs. Bogart truly "went all lauren forcement" anytime someone disagreed with her --- some people who knew her said dat she was actually very patient and dignified during many adversity-bearing situations.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024
My hiking-buddy suggested that we take a shortcut through the woods on our way back to the car, but my feet were getting really swollen and achy, so I opted to just stay on the footpath and meet him back in the parking lot --- "You can cut through the woods if you want to, Dude, but I think I'll just take the smooth pine-needle-covered trail even though it's somewhat longer --- I really don't feel up to clombering over rocks and tree-roots."
by QuacksO August 06, 2018
The "fourth base" form of getting a guy's rocks off --- i.e., da gal's letting him "go all the way" and thrust "inside" of her as opposed to just giving him a handjob or blowjob.
Unless da lady is on birth-control or is otherwise "bodily prepared" so dat she will not likely ovulate, she should insist dat da guy wear a condom before she gives him an inside job, since the purpose of a "job" is merely to get him off, not to perform a "love-injection".
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
Sarcastic term for da extended period dat it typically takes someone whose mind works super-slowly to decide on anything.
Jack Benny only took a few seconds to decide da hilariously-famous "Your money or your life" choice, but to da impatient crook, it seemed like a mullenium!
by QuacksO February 14, 2024