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Definitions by QuacksO

dadabase 

A list of all da clueless sperm-donors whom a pregnant gal has fairly-recently done da bouncy-bouncy with.
Many gals are proud of da long list of dudes whom she's had a roll in da hay with, but then when her belly starts to swell, said lengthy dadabase suddenly becomes decidedly UNdesirable --- on in this case, we could also say "undesireable", since we're referring to which "stallion" it was who "sired" said unexpected love-baby --- in dat having so voluminous a "potential-papa pool" means dat it will require an extensive --- not to mention exPENsive --- degree of research, such as figuring out how far along she is, how long ago each guy had last "done it" with her, whether condoms/pills had been used every time, etc., and then performing super-pricey DNA testing on any possible paternal suspects, determining if da child's actual father is truly fit/capable of his parental duties, etc.
dadabase by QuacksO May 5, 2022

maelstrum 

A free-for-all jam-session of hand-plucked string-instruments.
Woodstock was a major maelstrum of multiple musicians playing at once.
maelstrum by QuacksO May 4, 2022

discression 

Leeway-allowance regarding whether or not you either eat a tangy-flavored aquatic green, or serve a helping of same to someone else.
Many different leafy-salad vegetables have similar nutritional properties, so one should use compassion and discression about serving dat particular cabbage-family vegetable if da would-be recipient of said menu-choice says dat he dislikes it.
discression by QuacksO May 4, 2022

awearness 

Consciousness regarding either clothing or friction-caused abrasion.
One should have adequate awearness of threadbare holes in his attire so as not to risk public embarrassment, police citations, etc.
awearness by QuacksO May 4, 2022

edgeucation

In da "Beetle Bailey" cartoon, Sarge often ends up hanging from a branch over a yawning abyss; he might do well to get himself a better edgeucation so dat hopefully he could avoid such mishaps!
edgeucation by QuacksO May 4, 2022

Terminator promise 

"I'll be BACK."
I already can always trust my buddy to keep his word about returning later to assist me, but I feel even more confident about it if he gives me a solemn "Terminator promise".

eggsactly 

What you reply if someone asks you whether he should not put all of his hen-fruits in one basket.
Wally-world sells Grade-A large whites in bulk boxes of sixty, which is eggsactly why it's a good idea to save cardboard dozen-size cartons; you can take da cackleberries out of da bulk container and put them into five of said cartons, so dat they are easier to store and access.
eggsactly by QuacksO May 4, 2022