QuacksO's definitions

meth-odology

Scientific/medical protocol/procedures decided upon and/or carried out while the administrators are trippin' out on drugs.

With the deplorable modern-age meth-odology, it's no wonder we have so many botched experiments.

by QuacksO March 11, 2018

asspartame

Da cloyingly-sugary food-ingredient dat , when consumed regularly, makes for a really "sweet 'n' scrumptious" posterior.

Tiffany has such a cute round rump dat I'm sure there must be super-high levels of asspartame in her blood.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

brothern

A rain-collecting vessel dat yer male sibling draws from when performing outdoor water-requiring tasks.

Having both a brothern and a sistern can reduce excessive squabbling among male and female siblings regarding who consumes excessive H20 when carrying out yard-work.

by QuacksO July 14, 2023

I'm not made of money

No, but you've got lots of it in da bank!!

An excellent example of how da saying "I'm not made of money" can be very deceptive (i.e., da speaker is actually "loaded") would be Ethan Couch's infamous "affluenza" defense --- he never claimed dat he or any of his family-members were actually constructed of hundred-dollar bills, but he was still indirectly bragging about how wealthy they were.

by QuacksO June 9, 2020

Toyoda

Da brand of vehicle dat everyone's favorite elderly Jedi-tutor drives.

I wonder if any of da various personal-transport vehicles (i.e., speeder bikes, small fighters, etc.) in da Star Wars movies were also made by Toyoda?

by QuacksO January 24, 2022

Calais

A major city in France where people go to have corns and skin-thickenings removed.

Dermatologist, speaking on the phone to a prospective new patient: "Oh, yes --- I can definitely help you out, Sir. Just come right on up to my Calais office, and I'll be more than happy to remove your calluses, plus I promise not to be at all callous while I do so."

by QuacksO November 14, 2018

bone appetit

What you say to Rover when tossing him a meaty femur-fragment.

Eating a healthy diet makes your love-juice taste better, and so you will be able to more-truthfully tell a man-milk-thirsty gal, "bone appetit" when she wraps her lips around your "skeleton-stiff" appendage.

by QuacksO March 28, 2020