Da term "craveat emptor" can refer to da risk of either (1) someone's purchasing an inferior-quality dress-up accessory, or (2) --- as in da case of da King and Duke in "Huckleberry Finn" --- said purchaser's having said decorative garment used for a very-different and much-less-undesirable application during a "necktie-party" --- i.e., a lynching.
by QuacksO April 22, 2021
Get the craveat emptormug. One should always check a new anti-static wrist-strap to make sure dat da manufacturer remembered to put in da resistor on da grounding-wire --- an ohmission of dis vital component would likely create a nasty spark-discharge shock through both your sensitive wrist and any static-sensitive component dat you're trying to protect wif said strap!
by QuacksO December 05, 2021
Get the ohmissionmug. Many dishonest or hypocritical folks are outwardly devout and church-going, but that hardly makes them very good examples of propiety!
by QuacksO November 11, 2024
Get the propietymug. What da infamous "Premium Concentrated Lettuce" was riding in during da famous low-speed chase through L.A.
Da vehicle transporting "Orange Is Da New Black" could be termed a "bucking bronco" because (A) his act of running from da cops was "bucking authority", and (B) it was a classic small-size tin-cube vehicle made by Big Blue Oval (duhhhh...).
by QuacksO July 11, 2023
Get the Bucking Broncomug. Tiffany appreciates me for who I am and how well I treat her, and so she always feels placidly serene in my presense --- we're definitely calmpatible.
by QuacksO October 06, 2024
Get the calmpatiblemug. Disappointed third-grader: Blast it all --- here I thought our vacation in Keebler Pass was gonna be a Wonka's-chocolate-factory type of adventure... a tour of a place where the entire landscape was made from sweet candy and crunchy baked flour! Little did I know that it was just a bunch of boring inedible ROCKS that I hadda laboriously clamber over!
by QuacksO June 14, 2020
Get the Keebler Passmug. Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
Get the morning woodmug.