QuacksO's definitions

too lawng ago

Refers to a period of time following an event that is too lengthy for any legal action to be taken.

I never intentionally misbehave, but I know that I still made lots of naive-minded screw-ups as an adolescent. However, now that I'm in my fifties and seeing as how I still have a 100%-clean criminal record, I assume that those accidental-slip-up events during my teenage years were way too lawng ago for me to be concerned about any legal action's ever being taken against me regarding them --- not only would the statute of limitations likely have expired decades ago, but most of the folks who'd been involved in those errors would either have forgotten about them or passed on by this time.

by QuacksO November 17, 2020

threwout the world

Refers to the global-wide practice of discarding.

Threwout the world, wasteful people are tossing perfectly-good food and items in the trash-can; it's therefore no wonder that there are such wide-spread debt (i.e., from buying new items instead of using/repairing already-owned items) and resource-shortages, not to mention dwindling landfill-space.

by QuacksO December 7, 2019

upolestery

A dude's "cushion" of pubic-hair dat surrounds his "column".

Anytime a guy brags about his nice "upolestery", I ask him if da "carpet matches da drapes".

by QuacksO August 16, 2025

pennyfarting

An old-style bike dat has a huge front wheel, and is powered by da rider's having eaten an equally-huge helping of baked beans and cabbage before his journey.

A pennyfarting is hard enough to mount and ride just as it is, but how does one suddenly stop said crazy contraption and then hastily dismount from his lofty perch when he has to "spend a penny" at a "water closet"?

by QuacksO January 23, 2023

axcident

What da Tin Woodman had a number of when he was a regular flesh-and-bone dude, and which resulted in da subsequent metallic status of his physique.

I don't have very good balance or hand-eye coordination, so to avoid axcidents, I always just stick to bow-saws when cutting firewood or otherwise working with trees.

by QuacksO April 14, 2020

versatyle

Describes da famous --- or infamous, depending on who you talk to; just like Robin Hood, da common man admired him, but he wasn't overly popular wif da snooty rich folk whom he duped or "showed up" --- and amazingly-clever 14th-century con-man Mr. Eulenspiegel, in dat he could adapt his persona and tricks to any locale or conditions.

If you truly want to make a laughing stock out of all da big-wig mucky-mucks in a certain area, you need to be very versatyle in order to effectively play on each rich bug's unique "high-toned, high-society" mindset, habits, lifestyle, and behavior.

by QuacksO March 15, 2024

Alablama

Da southern state where a lot of da citizens are rather trigger-happy.

If you don't wanna be on da business end of an enraged "paw's" double-barreled shotgun, you'll wanna avoid getting it on wif any farmer's daughters in Alablama.

by QuacksO November 4, 2023