RUMSPRINGER

A BIGGG CRAZY PARTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

hey you ready for rumspringer tonight???

HELL YEAH!!!!!

RUMSPRINGAAAAAAAAAA

by phiten December 14, 2010

rumspringer

An Amish "rite of passage" period whereby teenagers are permitted to indulge in certain "wild 'n' free" actions of "them English" --- such as "guzzling da Gordon's" and watching fake-fight scenes on TV --- in order to experience life outside of their communities and thus be better able to decide whether they want to continue with their insipidly-boring and oppressively-strict religion-steeped Amish ways, or live like da normal public does.

Somehow, da whole idea behind rumspringer seems like a very destructive and unwise idea... rather than Amish parents' allowing their children to totally "whoop it up big-time" --- and partake of unhealthy/dangerous activities dat could likely harm and/or negatively influence them permanently --- on just dat one glorious debauched-freedom-steeped period of their lives, why not instead merely "ease off a bit" on some of da most oppressive rules, and therefore simply let their children have a slightly-more-pleasant existence for da ENTIRE REST OF THEIR LIVES??? Da old adage, "Don't spend it all in one place!" comes to mind here --- kind of like if someone wastefully squanders his entire disability-check in just da first few days of da month ("Oh, boy --- PARTY TIME!!!) and then has nothing left to use over da entire remainder of da month, and thus has to just miserably sit around and mope in dissatisfied dejection for nearly four weeks till his next "helping of lifeblood" is released to him! Why not instead just carefully dole out said precious limited funds-allotment a little at a time over da entire month, so dat he will have enough for everything he needs?

by QuacksO February 12, 2023

rumpranger

a name for a gay man. Or one who fucks man ass.

Dude that guy looks like such a rumpranger

by Matt Messier January 14, 2005

rumspringa

Coming from the dutch word for "running around", this is the wildness that ensues when amish kids turn 16. They are given complete freedom to experiment with drugs, alcohol, and sex. I suddenly like the amish a lot more.

"Yo, did you hear about Joseph? He got mad crunk on rumspringa."

by the verbal spinster April 1, 2005

urbanized rumspringa

the two week period of time in between december 21st and december 31st which commences in one long ass party

I cant wait to go ham at urbanized rumspringa 2012

RUMMMSPRINGGGAAAAA

by urban rumspringa September 16, 2012

Rum springer

1) A rum springer is a commonly used expression when the amish come out to play

2) A rum springer is a person who barely comes out but makes a cameo appearance, generally breaking down the bar

Joseph: Well gee Jedidiah, long day at the plow?
Jedidiah: I could be sinning right now, lets get drunk
Joseph: Ye hah! RUM SPRINGER!

by Radiobed May 21, 2010

Rumspringa

Occurs when amish kids reach adulthood and are given freedom to run wild.

Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!
Kaylee : What the hell is is problem?
Chad : Oh I let Steve off for a couple weeks so he could go on a Rumspringa!
Kaylee : He's not amish!
Chad : No but it's always been his dream to have a threesome with two amish girls!
Kaylee : Well im sure after about 2 minuntes around him they will go back to there amish culture!
Chad : I don't know once they see his hairy bush im sure they will want more! Mmmm! Maybe I should go with Steve on his Rumspringa!
Kaylee : Well at least he wont be running around here jacking off for the next few weeks!
Chad : Oh Kaylee until Steve get's back from his Rumspringa your going to be the weekend bitch!
Kaylee : God Damn't I think going to become Amish!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you would be such a cute little amish chick! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Go jack off in the closet you fucktard!
Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!

by SlopNChop October 24, 2018