clangxiety 

Da wound-up feeling of nervous anticipation dat you experience when you're positioned near to a bell-type alarm of some kind dat could startlingly go off at any moment.

Someone who's prone to clangxiety should not work at a fire station.

clangxiety by QuacksO February 11, 2023

auld langxiety 

The kind of anxiety that arises as one bids farewell to the old year at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.

"Johnny's auld langxiety kicks in at about 11:55p on New Year's Eve as feelings of intense worry overcome him at the prospect of another year of this shit."

auld langxiety by SalvyZ December 15, 2018

Auld-langxiety 

Looming of nervy anxiousness about the new year, and what it may bring.

As the twelth chime came for January, half the room were revelling in Auld-Lang-Syne the other half in auld-langxiety.

Auld-langxiety by CallumFoster January 8, 2020

clauxiety

The creeping dread that Claude silently botched something in your codebase and the entire stack is going to collapse the moment a real user touches it. Often sets in 3 seconds after hitting "accept all changes."

"Bro I can't sleep, massive clauxiety — it said 'I've also refactored your auth layer for consistency' and I did NOT ask it to."

clauxiety by verm109 April 19, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004