Definitions by QuacksO

elseswear

Ambiguous term for a different locale dat you ask one or more people to move to if they're gonna be conversing in "salty" language.

I always carefully monitor my word-choices to "keep it G-rated" when conversing with others, so I won't have to move elseswear if any children show up.

elseswear by QuacksO December 18, 2025

Thistle get prickly

Or "thistle get thorny".

Put on some leather work-gloves before clearing out da overgrown area in da back yard for da new flower-garden --- thistle get prickly!

Thistle get prickly by QuacksO December 18, 2025

hypothecary

A "drug store" dat actually just sells snacks, cosmetics, convenience items, etc.

Kiddos typically detest needles and yucky-tasting elixirs, so their idea of a "hypothecary" would one with no scary doctors or nurses, and dat just had candy, comic books, small toys, etc., on its shelves, rather than disgusting medications.

hypothecary by QuacksO December 17, 2025

dot-orgasm

A huge internal-surge rush dat some web-surfers experience when they happen upon a comparatively-rare ".org" website when most of da other sites they see end wif ".com".

If a virile stud "comes" across a non-commercial-domain webpage, he may have such a "dot-orgasm" at finding said non-"dot-com" internet-address dat he might actually experience a "dot-cum" from it.

dot-orgasm by QuacksO December 15, 2025

adjourney

A road-trip dat you make after court lets out.

Madea felt lucky whenever she was able to make an adjourney home 'cuz so many times she hadda spend time in da slammer after her case was heard.

adjourney by QuacksO December 15, 2025

optimystic

Supportively hopeful regarding either a deep submergence rescue vehicle (DSRV) or a crystal-ball-gazing spiritualist.

Jack Ryan was optimystic dat his buddy Skip Tyler's mini-sub could help prevent a showdown between America and da U.S.S.R.

optimystic by QuacksO December 15, 2025

Methuseiasm

Da passion and self-confidence dat da "ancient" individuals featured on growingbolder.com exude regarding their being older than dirt.

Da beamingly-ebullient Rachel Veich lived to be well over 98 years old and drove her famed "Chariot" car up until age 93, so one could certainly say that she showed impressive Methuseiasm.

Methuseiasm by QuacksO December 13, 2025