QuacksO's definitions
I never drink alcohol and I always try to drive very responsibly, so hopefully I should never hafta worry about da whole "OUI = IOU" debacle anytime I get pulled over for whatever reason.
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
Get the OUI = IOUmug. A heavy-duty investigation in which detectives really "sing together" to ferret out da hidden details. Problem is dat if said sleuths are not all that vocally talented, then there might need to be a second series of witness-grillings to determine how said fact-finding production got so "out of tune".
Tronald Dump doesn't want too big an inchoiry into his past sordid dealings, since he might then have to "face da music" big time.
by QuacksO December 13, 2024
Get the inchoirymug. The inability to sit still for more than thirty seconds. Most commonly afflicts youngsters, but people of any age can be significantly affected by it. Often is diagnosed incorrectly/unfairly by insensitive and/or "tedious" people who possess either an uncommonly-high level of patience/indifference for whatever monotonous condition/activity is making said sufferer(s) have ants in their pants, or the colorless/heartless mindset/ability to create/maintain such an elevated level of palpable tedium themselves. It may also be a lack of memory of the torturer's OWN childhood which causes him to mindlessly subject the sufferer to such intolerably boring circumstances, since it may not occur to him that HE HIMSELF would likely not have been able to withstand such agonies when he was the sufferer's age, either.
Amused gramma, observing a whimpery squirming child in a church pew: You have an advanced case of wiggleitis.
Child: Yeah?! Well, didn't YOU ever have trouble sitting still during church services when YOU were a child?
Amused gramma, shrugging casually and naively: No, not really, sweetie --- at your age, I was a choir girl, and we all hadda rehearse for hours every week. But I loved it, 'cuz I always felt so close to The Lord, and I---
Child, bursting into noisy floods of tears and jumping up to storm out the door: Oh, that DOES it --- I'm OUTTA here! I'm going swimming --- it's too hot and stuffy in here to sit and listen to this nonsense!
Amused gramma, serenely watching the child stomp out of the church and slam the door behind him, then turning back and exchanging amused helpless shrugs with other old-fogy parishioners before placidly settling back in her hard wooden pew-seat and composedly resuming listening to the preacher's seemingly-endless droning.
Child: Yeah?! Well, didn't YOU ever have trouble sitting still during church services when YOU were a child?
Amused gramma, shrugging casually and naively: No, not really, sweetie --- at your age, I was a choir girl, and we all hadda rehearse for hours every week. But I loved it, 'cuz I always felt so close to The Lord, and I---
Child, bursting into noisy floods of tears and jumping up to storm out the door: Oh, that DOES it --- I'm OUTTA here! I'm going swimming --- it's too hot and stuffy in here to sit and listen to this nonsense!
Amused gramma, serenely watching the child stomp out of the church and slam the door behind him, then turning back and exchanging amused helpless shrugs with other old-fogy parishioners before placidly settling back in her hard wooden pew-seat and composedly resuming listening to the preacher's seemingly-endless droning.
by QuacksO December 18, 2016
Get the wiggleitismug. Being run out of town on a rail after being slathered with pine-pitch and having feathers adhered to you by da enraged locals.
Even as cruel as da King and Duke had been to Huckleberry Finn and Jim, Huck still felt sorry to see them being subjected to tarbitration.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
Get the tarbitrationmug. A well-to-do sex-starved opportunist who seeks out financially-insolvent individuals with low credit-scores, for the purpose of sexually propositioning them in exchange for his paying off their debts.
It is possible to turn the tables on a credophile by employing the spiritual debt-relief ploy, whereby you initially agree to his terms, but then after you have received his monetary assistance, you suddenly claim to have recently "gotten religion", and thus you feel compelled to remain celibate.
by QuacksO March 12, 2017
Get the credophilemug. Refers to either:
(1) a super-outdated books of synonyms, or
(2) a reference book dat gives you alternate words in da world of paleontology.
(1) a super-outdated books of synonyms, or
(2) a reference book dat gives you alternate words in da world of paleontology.
I didn't wanna just keep using da word "dinosaur" over and over in my writing, and so I consulted my trusty bronthesaurus for some excellent "prehistoric" suggestions on creative word-choices.
by QuacksO March 22, 2024
Get the bronthesaurusmug. Describes da act of covering da houses and streets in your local area in sailcloth in an attempt to trap one or more bad guys.
Perhaps "canvasing the neighborhood" could also be effectively accomplished by putting up framed paintings on outside walls everywhere and then watching for da greedy villains whom you're after to come out of hiding and start stealing said valuable art-creations to sell, and then nab them in da act.
by QuacksO February 17, 2023
Get the canvasing the neighborhoodmug.