QuacksO's definitions

Anne Murray weather

Refers to where there are a few rain-sprinkles during an otherwise mild balmy day.

As it happens, I am actually all set in da romantic department, so da only reason dat it's "Raining In My Heart" is dat I was hoping to get some work done outdoors, but it's been Anne Murray weather off and on all morning!

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

ruelette wheel

A gaming-device which causes ya to sorely regret having started playing in da first place.

I always steer clear of any gambling-joints to begin with, but I sure as shootin' would never play da ruelette wheel!

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

Juss flippin' yer switchiz

Da humorous "addendum remark" dat ya write after texting a sarcastic/silly remark, to let your message's recipient know dat you were merely kidding around wif him.

Me: Zheeeesh... dat sure was some blizzard we had last night --- da trees and bushes are all covered wif snow!
You: I see dat --- well, it should perfect weather to put on a bathing suit and charge headlong into da underbrush!
Me: Iz you plumb-insane??? I'd get all cold and wet wif da fresh snow deluging down on my bare skin!!!
You: I knooooowwwwwww....!!! Juss flippin' yer switchiz, Dude... (wink, tongue-out emoticons)
Me: Smart-a**!! :P :P

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

Juss flappin' yer coat-tails

In other words, juss sassin' ya. Comes from da playful-but-annoying practice of coming up behind someone who's wearing a long jacket with a divided lower back, grabbing da jacket just above da slit, and then vigorously/rapidly yanking da lower part of da jacket in and out to make da pair of tails slap against da person's butt.

Me: If yer too warm, why doncha go take a dip in da ocean?
You: Jump in da ocean??? Are you crazy??? It's chilly and whitecaps-windy out there!
Me: I know, I know... juss flappin' yer coat-tails...! :D

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

ma'amories

Fond recollections of meeting/communing with a special lady.

Da local "neighborhood gramma" lived to be 93, and her warm caring manner always delighted me and other youngsters for many years... da whole town has lots of fond ma'amories of her!

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

beaunus

Refers to an incentive dat an attractive lady offers you for your help; she agrees to let you be her boyfriend if you'll assist her.

Hot chicks can generally have reliable/consistent success offering a beaunus to any mushy-hearted bachelor whom she happens across whenever she needs help, but a homely crone may have a much tougher time to convince nearby/passing males to assist her, since many guys will not feel that her "plain Jone" companionship would be worth his overly exerting himself on her behalf.

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

Stingapore

An Asian province with high concentrations of nettles, bees, and other living things that one would not wish to get too friendly with.

With all of its assorted "painful" attributes, it's little wonder that Stingapore has been a hotbed for strife and upheaval for so long.

by QuacksO March 24, 2019