adjourney

A road-trip dat you make after court lets out.

Madea felt lucky whenever she was able to make an adjourney home 'cuz so many times she hadda spend time in da slammer after her case was heard.

by QuacksO December 15, 2025

adjournaline

The rush of excitement and elation when an event you weren't looking forward to is postponed.

My history test has been pushed back a week, what a rush of adjournaline!

by Bobag August 28, 2020

attourney

Refers to a legal eagle who specializes in sports-related court-proceedings.

A number of famous "bigwig" attourneys really had a financial (and sensational media-exposure) field day wif da likes of O.J Simpson, Mike Tyson, and Pete Rose.

by QuacksO May 23, 2020

The word you are looking for is adjourn

That point in a lecture, presentation or discuss in which the audience would like you to stop so they can leave. This is usually preceded by excessive rambling, jumping from topic to topic with no clear clue that the audience has had enough. The comment is typically said under your breath with a slight tone of exasperation but is clearly heard by everyone expect the speaker.

Karen “This presentation is taking forever and he is just rambling on and on.”
Presenter “Next we are going to talk about…”
Ben “I think the word you are looking for is adjourn”

by Azrag February 22, 2014

altourneytive

A type of sports-activity other than da typical end-of-season competition-bash dat high schools typically hold.

Some sports-playing students are less physically robust than others, so they should be given an altourneytive.

by QuacksO March 1, 2023

keep adjournal

What yer counsellor recommends to help you feel less distressed/discouraged due to all of da times dat you've showed up in court for nothing 'cuz da case was rescheduled.

My shrink said to "keep adjournal" of all of my useless court-appearances, but it's gotten so numerous dat I think I'll hafta graduate from a spiral notebook to a 3-ring binder!

by QuacksO April 25, 2025