elseswear

Ambiguous term for a different locale dat you ask one or more people to move to if they're gonna be conversing in "salty" language.

I always carefully monitor my word-choices to "keep it G-rated" when conversing with others, so I won't have to move elseswear if any children show up.

elseswear by QuacksO December 18, 2025

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elseware

the software you're using or writing while you're supposed to be doing something else

you working on that new update to the website?
nah, i'm banging out elseware to sneak my pr0n through the firewall
shweet

elseware by groggyjava April 25, 2008

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elsesser

THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

amazing people; elsessers

elsesser by poopybutt:) January 16, 2022

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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