Definitions by QuacksO
3-D boobs
What you'd wanna see --- i.e., da "real deal" in person, rather than just a flat, or "2-D", printed picture or screen-image dat could easily be Photoshopped --- to make sure dat a chesty chick is truly as voluptuous "up front" as she claims to be.
morning wood
Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.
morning wood by QuacksO February 19, 2023
pinocchial school
A privately-run place of learning where you're taught how to cope with being made of wood, avoid honest work and formal education, and not be overly honest (this last skill also requires dat you be a really good whittler so dat you can hastily trim your nose shorter as necessary, in order to conceal da visible signs of your deceitfulness).
How can you tell if a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving, plus he has a diploma from pinocchial school. :P
His lips are moving, plus he has a diploma from pinocchial school. :P
pinocchial school by QuacksO February 19, 2023
Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee
A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.
"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"
Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee by QuacksO February 19, 2023
Oval Oriffice
Since a gal's "upstairs lips" and "downstairs lips" both form an elongated "O", Clinton's official chambers could be called da "Oval Oriffice" no matter which "love tunnel" said crooked-cocked commander availed himself of with a particular female visitor.
Oval Oriffice by QuacksO February 19, 2023
Eisenglass
After installing Eisenglass in his end-of-Pennsylvania-Avenue abode, da chrome-domed 34th commander-in-chief hired folks from Middle Earth to serve as "Eisenguards" to keep folks who were less than inclined to say, "I like Ike" from lobbing rocks through said fragile silicate sheets.
Eisenglass by QuacksO February 19, 2023