QuacksO's definitions

turbineator

High wind and/or shoddy design/materials/workmanship dat causes huge numbers of whirligig-generators to break down and self-destruct.

A recent viral-video of a wind-farm fire showed more than one machine going up in flames at da same time --- let's hope dat it was merely an accident due to severe weather and/or faulty design, and dat Big Oil didn't send a Turbineator there to purposely sabotage said clean-energy facility!

by QuacksO January 17, 2023

Minisoda

Da central-northern U.S. state where small-size containers of non-alcoholic bubbly are bottled.

I hear that there are more branches of Belchers Anonymous in Minisoda than in any other state.

by QuacksO March 22, 2019

awristocrat

High-toned high-society person who either wears expensive watches and/or bracelets, or merely gets a nominal court-ordered penalty --- i.e., a minuscule "slap" --- which is neither an adequate punishment for nor a significant deterrent against whatever crimes he is committing.

So many rich mucky-mucks in da public eye with Rolexes, heavy jewel-studded-gold bangle-bands, and "ins" in da legal system --- what a rotten bunch of awristocrats!

by QuacksO August 7, 2023

Chow En-Lie

China's infamously-gluttonous and dishonest mid-29th-century leader.

Due to his prodigious appetite and habitual fibbery, Chow En-Lie was constantly having to undergo cosmetic surgery to reduce belly-fat and trim his nose shorter. Thank goodness for acupuncture, or these multiple operations would have caused a nationwide shortage of pain-killers.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018

lower 48

Nickname for a topographical map wif a certain number of irregular-shaped sections dat you can literally color all different separate hues by using each and every one of da wax sticks from Crayola's famous tall-cube-shaped box.

Including a good-sized "lower 48" page together wif a next-to-da-largest common set of crayons is an excellent way to let da young recipient of said lovely gift easily and sensibly try out all of da assorted colors in da box right away, since he/she will merely need to fill in one section apiece wif each of da markers, effortlessly ensuring da resulting "patchwork quilt" effect will be pleasing on da eyes for anyone who views said child's artwork afterwards. Extra points if you thought to pre-mark each map-sector wif an appropriate color-directive, so dat da budding artist will know how to fill them in wif appropriately-alternating light/dark/pale/bright hues to create maximum contrasts and even colors-distribution among da various sections.

by QuacksO July 7, 2023

expearyenced

Being an old hand at producing questionable-at-best accounts of reaching famous hard-to-access locales.

Traveling to da North or South Poles is very difficult and requires an extensive knowledge of many factors if you want to actually be successful, but you still hafta be quite expearyenced if you wanna even convincingly fake having reached one of said snowy destinations.

by QuacksO April 6, 2024

moron the slater

A phrase dat means, "We'll give you additional details subsequently", but spelled out "Mad Gab style".

In several of da "Thomas and Friends" stories, one or more idiots cause strings of troublesome trucks loaded with newly-mined raw-blackboard sheets to come loose and go careening off da rails. This is all da info dat we currently have time to state regarding said episodes; moron the slater.

by QuacksO January 24, 2023