The standard bu**s**t reply that a professed religious-freak half-heartedly tries to appease you with whenever you ask a "tough" theology-related question that he does not actually have a "ready" or "satisfactory" answer for, such as, "Well, if God truly loves Mankind, why does He allow bad things to happen to good people?", or, "Yeah, right --- well, tell me this, then --- if your 'perfect God' is so kind and compassionate and merciful, why did He allow my {some beloved relative/friend who became deceased way too early in life} to die?!"
I get sooooo sick ‘n’ tired of hearing that stupid-a** wooden-smile-expressioned response of "Well, that's something best left up to Jesus Christ," whenever I indignantly fire back a perfectly logical question at a local Bible-blabber who is trying to "bring me into the true fold” --- hey, I'm not interested in waiting for "Jesus Christ" to answer my question "all in His good time"!! I want an actual straight solid definite answer --- and one that truly makes logical sense to me --- RIGHT AWAY, not in FIFTY BLEEPIN' YEARS or however long I'm sposta hafta wait to "receive divine enlightenment”! How da HECK can a supposedly-enlightened "born-aginner" except me to wanna listen to his b**l-crap preachings or accept his beliefs if he himself can't even come up with a proper answer to a simple query that a non-believer would logically ask him? Zheee-yeeesh --- he isn’t even following the “old Scout motto” of “be prepared”!!
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
Says here in da monthly brewsletter dat da employees are forbidden to drink on the job; otherwise they would hafta also publish a monthly "bruiseletter" of all da injuries from tipsy workers' drunkenly blunderin' into and fallin' over stuff while performing their daily tasks!
by QuacksO June 05, 2019
A word to describe what you do when you casually figure in your own mind that you can hold someone financially-accountable in court.
During an episode of AFV, Daisy Fuentes and John Fugelsang have a lively discussion about consumer-rights with regards to product-warranties. Daisy performs some amazingly-hilarious rolling/crossing of her lovely big bright eyes during the conversation, making John look like an even bigger crtybaby-idiot than he is already trying to portray himself as (he wonders if he has any legal recourse from injuries suffered from his having brainlessly sat on a copying-machine and getting glass-lacerations in his a**); Daisy's advice to him should probably be that he should not assueme anything in instances like this.
by QuacksO February 28, 2019
Piss Pissedofferson, like the high-handed WestPoint-steeped paternal relatives of his well-known cousin Kris, wasn't at all happy when Kris chose to leave military service for more peaceful choices of employment.
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
I basically have a stainless-steel stomach, but even I cannot stand da yucky taste and totally-gross texture of those pebbly-black-skinned fruits with their revolting pale-green flesh --- to me, anyone who's an avocadate should have his head examined!
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
A craving for rich carbs-laden cuisine that causes your waistline to become overly "snug" inside your belt.
President Taft had such a prodigious appetight that when he died, they buried him in a coffin the size of a piano-case.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
by QuacksO August 12, 2018