isenglass

What windows are made out of in Middle Earth.

Glass is very breakable, so dey hafta post a regiment of "isenguards" at da factory where isenglass is made, to make sure dat nobody gets in to damage da fragile silicate sheets as dey come off da furnace-conveyor.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

Eisenglass

What da "baldy from Baldymoore" U.S. prez had installed in da windows of da White House.

After installing Eisenglass in his end-of-Pennsylvania-Avenue abode, da chrome-domed 34th commander-in-chief hired folks from Middle Earth to serve as "Eisenguards" to keep folks who were less than inclined to say, "I like Ike" from lobbing rocks through said fragile silicate sheets.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023