A question that parents should realize that they will have to resign themselves to frequently asking in the future if they decide to name their newborn son after his father.
Naming "Little Man" after Dad may indeed be a charming and awesome "father-son bonding" parental choice, but one should carefully consider the overall and "long-term" advisability of said decision, since it eventually will subject all members of the family to the burden of always having to ask, "Junior or Senior?" when they answer the telephone and the caller requests to speak to "John Smith".
by QuacksO November 02, 2018
Get the Junior or Senior?mug. Refers to the mildly-indignant answer that you snortingly "toss back" at a seemingly-impertinent clueless who naively asks why you don't "just buy your way out" of a moderately-inconvenient/difficult/unpleasant situation, his not being familiar with the enormous financial outlay that said "easy-solution" choice/action would entail.
Two typical/everyday examples of an astronomical-cost retort would be with regards to having a garage come and pick up your presently-non-drivable vehicle instead of having a friend help you tow/push it the few miles to the garage with another vehicle ("Yeah, **sure** I could --- for a nice HUNDRED-BUCKS TOWING-CHARGE!"), or if you presently have to turn your well-pump on and off manually because it's "on its last legs" and so you always have to be "right there and ready" to quickly turn the pump back off to avoid damage if it doesn't immediately start up when you power it on ("Oh, yeah --- new pumps are indeed available --- you got an extra THOUSAND BUCKS OR MORE JUSS LAYIN' AROUND to get one installed??!"). Never fails to shut the impudent inquisitor right up!
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
Get the astronomical-cost retortmug. James Dean’s infamous supposedly-cursed Porsche racing car seemingly became a "Boogatti" when --- after being totaled in a street-racing accident --- other vehicles dat various parts salvaged from said wreck had been installed on also crashed.
by QuacksO March 08, 2022
Get the Boogattimug. Nightmarish visions dat Charlie Brown, Schroeder, and Linus experience regarding da tempestuous pint-sized brunette in their neighborhood.
Having da neighborhood bullyess behave anti-socially towards you and always yank da football away when you're running up to kick it is enough to give anybody hallucynations!
by QuacksO December 31, 2020
Get the hallucynationsmug. Profits acquired through making people sick, such as Big Biz's hooking them on tobacco/alcohol/drugs/gambling, or a doctor's using methods and/or treatments that he knows will probably just either make his patients feel even worse or give them maladies/injuries that they didn't even have before.
It's difficult enough to prove in court that someone knew beforehand that his products or services would harm his customers, but then if he is eventually found guilty and ordered to finance a settlement, it's even harder to get him to part with any of his ill-gotten income.
by QuacksO September 15, 2019
Get the ill-gotten incomemug. Wally-world sells Grade-A large whites in bulk boxes of sixty, which is eggsactly why it's a good idea to save cardboard dozen-size cartons; you can take da cackleberries out of da bulk container and put them into five of said cartons, so dat they are easier to store and access.
by QuacksO May 04, 2022
Get the eggsactlymug. Da headachy fuzzy-brained feeling dat you wake up with after an evening of gluttonously guzzling "thickened flavored milk" Christmas-cordial. Said painful woozy hangover can occur even if said super-rich liquid-libation isn't of the "spiked" variety, since each sip packs so many calories and carbs.
I really "went to town" scooping up bargains at WalMart's post-Christmas groceries-sale, and now I gots a major case of eggnoggin!!
by QuacksO January 07, 2020
Get the eggnogginmug.