QuacksO's definitions

zdizy psells

Da way you might spell da term if you were writing it down while you were in da middle of one or more of said woozy intervals.

I mhigt be expreniecing a few minor zdizy psells, but that's all --- I'm difenitely not so think as you drunk I am.

by QuacksO August 31, 2022

Blah Hahbah

Da midcoast-Maine resort town where people fill da airwaves wif a lotta useless chatter.

Maybe it's actually sheep who are da ones who make lots of verbal noise in Blah Hahbahhhhh, not humans.

by QuacksO July 28, 2023

sobrioty

Remaining a teetotaler due to da prospect of a huge noisy public outcry if you don't.

Role-models for children know to practice sobrioty due to potential widespread parental outrage, accusations of hypocrisy and contributing to juvenile delinquency, etc.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024

house of warship

A "holy ground" locale where navy-servicemen come to pray for protection prior to going to battle on the high seas.

I prefer to avoid armed conflict of any kind, so I see no need to attend a house of warship every Sunday.

by QuacksO October 8, 2019

bloomerang

Refers to da unfortunate "reality of life" situation of your having dallied wif a hot chick (i.e., "getting into her pants"), and then having da "results" or "consequences" of said hot 'n' heavy encounter(s) --- i.e., others' hearing her bragging about her delightful trysts wif you, her getting preggo, her contracting an STD, etc. --- come back and bite you in da a** afterwards.

Two ways of minimizing da fallout of any bloomerangs dat you may encounter in your love-life --- (1) condoms, and (2) keeping your DNA-test center on speed-dial.

by QuacksO May 24, 2021

ducktility

Da flexibility and tensile-strength of different species of oily-feathered quackers.

When arranging and/or overseeing a tug-of-war competition among Mallards and Muscovies, one should consider said birds' ducktility.

by QuacksO December 4, 2020

ad-verse possession

A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".

I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020