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ginetics

Da study of whether or not you're likely to become an alcoholic based on your family's DNA.
Huckleberry Finn never expressed any desire to partake of liquor, so I guess dat da infamous ginetics of his "pap" fortunately "skipped a generation".
by QuacksO November 30, 2024
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peaknuckle

A two-player game somewhat resembling Ping-Pong and with an element of soccer; it involves using your knuckles (touching the ball with your fingertips is forbidden, just as using your hands is not allowed in soccer) to flick a dried pea or other small spherical object back and forth across a table.
Peaknuckle is okay for rainy days, but I find it kinda boring and stationary... I'd rather play an outdoor ball-sport like tennis, where you can really dash around and get some exercise.
by QuacksO November 21, 2017
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arrest room

What a store's WC becomes if'n yer fool enough to take merchandise into said toilet-retreat.
Best advice to keep a REST room from becoming an ARREST room --- just don't take chances by performing suspicious-looking activities while loading yourself up with merchandise from a store's shelves... put all your items in a shopping-basket or cart and leave said receptacle OUTSIDE da door of da crapper-cubicle, okaaayyyyy??? If yer worried about people's stealing your stuff, ask an accompanying friend or a security-guard to watch your basket, or leave it at da courtesy-desk or behind da cashier's counter till you get through takin' yer whiz/dump, then retrieve your load of treasures and continue shopping.
by QuacksO August 25, 2019
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podiatryst

A lower-extremity doctor who has such an acute foot-fetish dat he wants to do da ol' bouncy-bouncy wif any lady he examines who has attractive tootsies.
Hot chick: Some folks in this town despise our local podiatryst and won't go to him, but I don't mind having sex wif him 'cuz then he treats me for free.
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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Ozmosis

Da act of slowly absorbing da content of L. Frank Baum's fairy tales by having said books pressed directly against yer skin for extended periods.
Utilizing Ozmosis to familiarize yourself wif da various fantasies of Dorothy and her many magical friends might indeed be effective, but I would much rather have da enjoyment of reading said delightful adventures in da usual way.
by QuacksO November 11, 2024
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inhareitance

A passed-down farming-property dat raises bunny-wabbits.
Da term "inhareitance" could also refer to da eternal humiliation dat da unfortunate descendants of da tortoise's contemptuously-boastful racing-rival suffer in ashamed memory of da "slow 'n' steady" competitor's unexpectedly winning said match.
by QuacksO April 16, 2025
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birden

How da 1980's-era secretary of da interior James Watt viewed any discussion or action regarding avian-species conservation/preservation, according to a famous Doonesbury cartoon.
In da September 05, 1981 Doonesbury strip, da devil-may-care-attituded Interior Secretary Watt grumbles to his secretary dat he can't be birdened by irate phone calls from a bird-watcher whom he dismissively views as merely an "extremist" --- "Why should I care if my policies kill off a few rare species of birds?! We'll still have millions of pigeons to take up the slack! BIRDS ARE BIRDS --- that's what I mean by extremism!"
by QuacksO December 17, 2021
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