by Prolixity March 30, 2011
A deliberate misspelling of "douche" intended to convey the novice nature of conduct that does not even rise to the level worth of being characterized by the term "douche."
He was so pathetic in his pursuit of her that he couldn't even be branded a douche. No, this novice didn't deserve that moniker. He was simply a plain old doosh.
by Prolixity January 28, 2009
To engage in relations, or the act of being biblical, with a member of the opposite sex; fornicate; biblical; copulate; sex; intercourse; humpty-humpty.
I want to biblicate with her, but she unfortunately has a boyfriend.
A house of worship is, by default, an impermissible venue for biblication.
A house of worship is, by default, an impermissible venue for biblication.
by Prolixity January 12, 2008
noun: established and recognized conduct for placement on an escalator, namely standing on the right side of the step to permit individuals seeking to walk up the steps to pass on the left.
During rush hour, substantial amounts of people are riding up and down the escalators of this subway station. Fortunately, everyone gets to where they need to go in a timely manner because people adhere to escaletiquette.
She observed good escaletiquette when she stepped to the right side of the escalator, permitting the gentleman behind her to alight the steps.
She observed good escaletiquette when she stepped to the right side of the escalator, permitting the gentleman behind her to alight the steps.
by Prolixity March 12, 2008
A person whose reliance upon a teleprompter to such a degree that s/he is lost and unable to formulate a coherent sentence without utilizing the device is ridiculous and unbecoming.
Man: Oh look, Senator Smith is on all the networks giving a speech.
Woman: He's such a Telepromptor, sticks to the script and can put you to sleep with his lack of inflection.
Man: You're right, I'm already falling asleep.
John stood up before the class and, with a deadpan tone, addressed the students as a Telepromptor, lacking any emotion and boring everyone to death.
Woman: He's such a Telepromptor, sticks to the script and can put you to sleep with his lack of inflection.
Man: You're right, I'm already falling asleep.
John stood up before the class and, with a deadpan tone, addressed the students as a Telepromptor, lacking any emotion and boring everyone to death.
by Prolixity December 04, 2009
Michael's presentation was simply Obamian in proportion. It was entirely devoid of coherence or purpose.
The election will be remembered more for the Obamian era that followed it than the historic and breakthrough achievements of the election itself.
When the car manufacturer's CEO testified, he admitted that the situation his company faced was completely Obamian. Six months later, the company went bankrupt.
The election will be remembered more for the Obamian era that followed it than the historic and breakthrough achievements of the election itself.
When the car manufacturer's CEO testified, he admitted that the situation his company faced was completely Obamian. Six months later, the company went bankrupt.
by Prolixity February 26, 2010
To embark upon an expedition of any kind, whether short or long, and without regard to the use of nagivation devices.
Since the art festival was downtown, Jack and Jill decided to Lewis and Clark over and check it out.
On the weekends, they like to Lewis and Clark around town, finding new restaurants to try and places to see.
On the weekends, they like to Lewis and Clark around town, finding new restaurants to try and places to see.
by Prolixity November 18, 2009