Definitions by Professor

Dream SMP 

A community full of queer people mostly; Its a part of the online world where a lot of people don’t have a father or follow the ‘queer trend’ form TikTok. this trend started when being queer was considered as different, quirky and special

Also is does this community sexualize straight minors/adults for no given reason.

These people are mostly found online arguing about jokes being its offensive and there was no TW for the bunny hat trigger waring for ‘triggering’ subjects.

Green haired NB; “i think Wilbur is the cutest of the dream SMP”

Person 1; “i thought you were a they/them lesbian?”

Geen haired NB; “im just 13 and following a TikTok trend”

Dream SMP by Professor December 3, 2021

mirror man 

Mirror man - a dude who is too fat to see his own wang so said dude must use a mirror to find it.

what the crap!?! that fat guy is using a mirror to check up on his junk!!

mirror man by professor February 16, 2005

lush 

one who engages in excessive drinking, and usually isn't of age to drink

Mike Williams, the biggest lush

lush by Professor August 1, 2004

cc 

cubic centimeters of course.

Can refer to the volume of an engine.

cc by Professor July 29, 2004

butterfly effect 

Theory that everything matters. That even the flutter of a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane on the otherside of the world. If you change even the smallest of life's details, you completely change its outcome.

You should go see the movie butterfly effect.

butterfly effect by Professor July 16, 2004

nietzsche 

A philosopher who has never had a decent critique written of him, yet is still excluded, due to his opposition to Christianity, democracy, socialism, utilitarianism and other stupid theories.

Critiques of Nietzsche never get any better than the bollocks you see above

nietzsche by Professor January 10, 2004

Ossett 

Small industrial town in West Yorkshire. Half-way between Wakefield and Dewsbury - two of the greatest piles of shit in the world - but it is a fairly normal town itself.

"Where's Ossett?"

"How the fuck can you not know where Ossett is? It's a circle of life in the land of death"

Ossett by Professor January 10, 2004