by PoopypAnts July 28, 2015
n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.
Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
by poopypants April 05, 2003
n. condition in which the victim's jaw is stuck in an open position after performing a rim job on their partner for an extended period of time.
by poopypants April 02, 2003
n. The result of bringing a sexual partner to climax with the intensity to cause a seizure. Usually the result of the proper use of a choad and avoidance of cocksphixiation.
also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."
usually seen in the "high end" porno industry
also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."
usually seen in the "high end" porno industry
"I thought that I killed her until I found out it as just a seizgasm."
"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"
"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"
by poopypants April 01, 2003
by poopypants August 29, 2014
n. Lifethreatening condition causing lack of oxygen due to excessive amounts of cock. Usually suffered by trendsbians when their antics cause a stir in the football team at frat parties. Most cases are caused orally, though some cases have been caused by excessive choad usage in a more traditional manner.
by poopypants April 01, 2003
verb. past tense.
1. The result of an act that causes unfortunate repurcussions.
2. Term often used in a manner describing the events after weeks of coercing a young woman of desire, via love letters, gifts and acts of chivalry into the act of sexual intercourse.
3. Proper response to an unreasonable request that would cause undo stress or activity.
1. The result of an act that causes unfortunate repurcussions.
2. Term often used in a manner describing the events after weeks of coercing a young woman of desire, via love letters, gifts and acts of chivalry into the act of sexual intercourse.
3. Proper response to an unreasonable request that would cause undo stress or activity.
1. "Those terrorists are fucked."
2. "I fucked that bitch's brains out"
3. "You want me to do what? When? Hell no, looks like you are fucked dude!!"
2. "I fucked that bitch's brains out"
3. "You want me to do what? When? Hell no, looks like you are fucked dude!!"
by poopypants April 01, 2003