PoopypAnts's definitions

Sex

Sex is the act of a male sticking his erect penis into a woman's asshole and pissing all over it!

May I please have sex with you?

by poopypants August 28, 2014

Ghetto

Description of someone who initiates violence or violates property rights.

That girl that started the fight is so ghetto.

by PoopypAnts August 27, 2015

keebled

royally messed up; irrepairable; fubar

This GL account structure is keebled up!

by poopypants May 13, 2005

Tooba

n. Ridiculously large marijuana delivery device, usually fabricated with rolling paper and big enough to fuck your world up for several days.

See also...any Cheech and Chong movie

Shit, hold on motherfucker, I ain't even started to play the tooba yet.

by poopypants April 1, 2003

cocksphyxiation

n. Lifethreatening condition causing lack of oxygen due to excessive amounts of cock. Usually suffered by trendsbians when their antics cause a stir in the football team at frat parties. Most cases are caused orally, though some cases have been caused by excessive choad usage in a more traditional manner.

"Hi, I'm Johnny Noxville and this is cocksphyxiation..."

"Cocksphyxiation, the silent killer"

by poopypants April 1, 2003

Seizgasm

n. The result of bringing a sexual partner to climax with the intensity to cause a seizure. Usually the result of the proper use of a choad and avoidance of cocksphixiation.

also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."

usually seen in the "high end" porno industry

"I thought that I killed her until I found out it as just a seizgasm."

"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"

by poopypants April 1, 2003

fucked

verb. past tense.
1. The result of an act that causes unfortunate repurcussions.

2. Term often used in a manner describing the events after weeks of coercing a young woman of desire, via love letters, gifts and acts of chivalry into the act of sexual intercourse.

3. Proper response to an unreasonable request that would cause undo stress or activity.

1. "Those terrorists are fucked."

2. "I fucked that bitch's brains out"

3. "You want me to do what? When? Hell no, looks like you are fucked dude!!"

by poopypants April 1, 2003