Definitions by PlaydohMan

cell phone 

a portable telephone that causes radiation poisoning in your brain and causes brain tumors

Cell phones emitted even more radiation in the 80's

cell phone by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

steroid 

1. natural chemicals that occur in the body (also can be manufactured) and help build up muscle tissue.
2. jimmy juice
3. what rats use to fight each other (really, look it up)

Steroids are supposed to make your balls shrink

steroid by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

powder keg 

1. a keg full of gunpowder
2. a very violent or tense person
3. an area of countries with high nationalism and low tolerence for neighboring countries

1. Billy 'moonshine' Bob: pass me the powder keg, hadn't eaten this stuff in a while.
2. She's a powder keg ready to explode
3. the balkan region was a powder keg at the turn of the 20th century

powder keg by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

hair gel 

a gel made of fat that makes your hair stick up or stay in one place

some people wear just too much hair gel

hair gel by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

bum fight 

when two hobos partake in combat usually armed with nothing or maybe a broken beer bottle or pipe

bum fights usually happen under bridges

bum fight by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

large mammal tranquilizer 

1. a strong tranquilizer usually used to sedate bears and horses
2. a drug some people take to relieve depression and make some people look prettier

1. Old McDonald had to shoot his horse with a dose of large mammal tranquilizer to operate on it
2. Large Mammal Tranquilizer will calm you down (and probably kill you)

large mammal tranquilizer by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

money laundering 

1. when a group of criminal makes money out of illegal arms sales, smuggling, organized crime, drug trafficking, prostitution rings, embezzlement, insider trading, bribery and computer fraud schemes hide how they make their money by disguising the sources, changing the form, or moving the funds to a place where they are less likely to attract attention.
2. when you wash your pants and there is still money inside them

Money laundering is done on a world scale

money laundering by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004