Piranha's definitions

Jacksonville

The only city in Florida that contains in breeds as well as rednecks!

Hey JAX and Duval County, I'm shocked you don't petition to leave Florida and try to be admitted into Georgia!

by Piranha May 14, 2005

Kojak

A new series on USA that could of been a quality series, but is unfortunately nothing more than a "PC" (politically correct remake.

USA miscalculated severely with the new "PC" Kojak!

by Piranha March 25, 2005

Media Whore

A celebrity who sells out their integrity and endorses products or services on TV commercials.

Mike Rowe is a Media Whore!

by Piranha February 21, 2011

Britta Merwin

One of the two uber hot weather divas on the NBC Weather Plus Channel alongside fellow Meterologist Samantha Davies.

Whether it's during a Hurricane, Heat Wave, or a Blizzard, Britta Merwin can bring my offspring into the world anyday!

by Piranha October 1, 2008

Cockroach

Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.

Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.

Recruiter 2: Let's go see......

Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???

by Piranha May 23, 2006

Portland

A lame, boring Seattle wannabe.

Portland only wishes it had anywhere near the amount of activities and attractions that Seattle has!

by Piranha March 10, 2006

Teri Hatcher

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".

It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.

by Piranha July 7, 2006