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A religious Zealot who pressures people to subscribe to their own religios beliefs, even after the target has said they are not interested. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are particularly notorious Bible Thumpers.
a bro: "Hey,there are some Mormon Missionaries at the door to talk to you!"
me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"
me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"
by Piranha March 24, 2008
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Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.
Recruiter 2: Let's go see......
Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???
Recruiter 2: Let's go see......
Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???
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