Piranha's definitions

Britta Merwin

One of the two uber hot weather divas on the NBC Weather Plus Channel alongside fellow Meterologist Samantha Davies.

Whether it's during a Hurricane, Heat Wave, or a Blizzard, Britta Merwin can bring my offspring into the world anyday!

by Piranha October 1, 2008

Sprinted

The act of a business terminating service to a customer, unlike traditional service terminations for non-payment, being Sprinted usually is more due to a customer being high maintenance and/or expectation.

He just got sprinted by his bank since he protested the monthly fees in his account a few months in a row.

by Piranha August 5, 2007

Selective Service

The federal cabinet agency of the US Government that pools registrations of all US males ages 18 to 26 for possible coerced enlistment in the military in the event of a war.

While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.

Look at Selective Service forcing all these young Americans to sign up..what a Soviet like agency.

by Piranha May 17, 2006

ate up

Crap military drill instructors like to say to basic trainees when they aren't performing to expectation.

PRIVATE...........You shot out the Humvee's tires instead of the target..........You are ATE UP!

by Piranha October 29, 2004

George W. Bush

Living proof that dumbasses can make it into the Oval Office.

George W. Bush has has a lower IQ than a cockroach!

by Piranha January 31, 2007

towelhead

A derisive name for someone of arab descent, from the turbans they wear.

PASSENGER ON A FLIGHT:

If that towelhead goes on my flight, I'm gonna make the airline re-book me onto another flight!

by Piranha August 3, 2005

cracker

A politically correct racial slur against caucasians encouraged by the liberals, plain and simple.

It's quite ok in today's politically correct world for people to call caucasians crackers and get away with it, but watch what would happen if a caucasian fired the term nigger or spick back.....you can count on the caucasian being charged with a hate crime!

by Piranha May 17, 2006