Piranha's definitions

The Simpsons

A highly outdated sitcom on the FOX network whose shelf life has long since passed.

The Simpsons may have been funny 17 years ago, now it's just a lame and tacky show.

by Piranha September 26, 2006

Yellow Fever

The best infliction to have ever hit caucasians. Signs of having contracted yellow fever includes extreme attraction and affection towards Asians of the opposite sex.

Oh my, have you seen Mimi and Lily? They are both so hot!

Calm down Douglas, you have a major case of yellow fever!

by Piranha July 18, 2006

CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:

1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.

2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.

TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.

Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

Oprah

The act of a female endlessly bashing males in response to all of their problems, named obviously after the talk show host that loves to whine about how bad men are.

Look at Jennifer over there pulling a Oprah!

by Piranha May 13, 2006

NASCAR

The official sport of in breeds, rednecks as well as white trash!

Look at all those WT at the NASCAR race!

by Piranha May 16, 2005

Wapanese

"White Japanese" literally. Pertains to Caucasians (myself included) who find Japan's culture superior to the homeland's culture. Activities include assimilating ourselves to the traditions, language and customs of Japan as a surrogate to the fullest extent possible.

Konnichewa everybody! Wapanese for life!

by Piranha July 7, 2006

The Flats

A kick ass entertainment district on the western side of downtown Cleveland alongside the Cuyahoga River that has some rockin' nightclubs, bars, and restaurants.

Every weekend I went to the Flats during college, I could count on always getting plastered.

by Piranha February 6, 2007