91 definitions by Piranha

Soda

The improper term for Pop.

my friend: "Hey, give me a Soda!"

me: You mean Pop, right?

by Piranha October 31, 2007

jessica simpson

The greatest singer on the planet, and hot as he*l!

Hey Jess, let's have Buffalo Chicken Pizza sometime!

by Piranha April 1, 2005

Oprah

The act of a female endlessly bashing males in response to all of their problems, named obviously after the talk show host that loves to whine about how bad men are.

Look at Jennifer over there pulling a Oprah!

by Piranha May 2, 2006

Eva Longoria

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world. Eva has such a youthful glow she can play diverse roles ranging from a high school student in one movie to a club dancer fleeing the law in another film all the way to a housewife.

Dang, I wish I ran across Eva Longoria's path before Tony Parker did.

by Piranha April 20, 2006

Pussycat Dolls

The greatest pop music group to have ever hit the stage, puts the Spice Girls to shame. All the dissers are just jealous of them!

I would love to run across the Pussycat Dolls path and have them sing me "Don't Cha" and "StickWitU" in person :)

by Piranha June 8, 2006

telegraph

A feeling of immense pleasure with a girl with indirect contact

OOh......we telegraphed on the phone yesterday..........felt sooo great!

by Piranha October 26, 2004

Yellow Fever

The best infliction to have ever hit caucasians. Signs of having contracted yellow fever includes extreme attraction and affection towards Asians of the opposite sex.

Oh my, have you seen Mimi and Lily? They are both so hot!

Calm down Douglas, you have a major case of yellow fever!

by Piranha July 18, 2006