Piranha's definitions

Canandaigua

A rich elitist snob, named after a small snobby city in west central New York State

Damn, she is so Canandaigua since she won't talk to me

by Piranha October 29, 2004

George W. Bush

Living proof that dumbasses can make it into the Oval Office.

George W. Bush has has a lower IQ than a cockroach!

by Piranha January 31, 2007

towelhead

A derisive name for someone of arab descent, from the turbans they wear.

PASSENGER ON A FLIGHT:

If that towelhead goes on my flight, I'm gonna make the airline re-book me onto another flight!

by Piranha August 3, 2005

cracker

A politically correct racial slur against caucasians encouraged by the liberals, plain and simple.

It's quite ok in today's politically correct world for people to call caucasians crackers and get away with it, but watch what would happen if a caucasian fired the term nigger or spick back.....you can count on the caucasian being charged with a hate crime!

by Piranha May 17, 2006

ate up

Crap military drill instructors like to say to basic trainees when they aren't performing to expectation.

PRIVATE...........You shot out the Humvee's tires instead of the target..........You are ATE UP!

by Piranha October 29, 2004

holiday

A politically correct and inclusive term for Thanksgiving and Christmas encouraged by the liberals.

It'd be considered a borderline hate crime to have a "Christmas sale", nowadays the PC term is "Holiday sale"!

by Piranha November 17, 2006

Eva Longoria

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world. Eva has such a youthful glow she can play diverse roles ranging from a high school student in one movie to a club dancer fleeing the law in another film all the way to a housewife.

Dang, I wish I ran across Eva Longoria's path before Tony Parker did.

by Piranha May 2, 2006