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cat

Hey that prettyboy over there who walks and talks funny is afraid of the cat!
by Piranha February 16, 2007
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towelhead

A derisive name for someone of arab descent, from the turbans they wear.
PASSENGER ON A FLIGHT:

If that towelhead goes on my flight, I'm gonna make the airline re-book me onto another flight!
by Piranha August 3, 2005
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cracker

A politically correct racial slur against caucasians encouraged by the liberals, plain and simple.
It's quite ok in today's politically correct world for people to call caucasians crackers and get away with it, but watch what would happen if a caucasian fired the term nigger or spick back.....you can count on the caucasian being charged with a hate crime!
by Piranha May 17, 2006
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George W. Bush

Living proof that dumbasses can make it into the Oval Office.
George W. Bush has has a lower IQ than a cockroach!
by Piranha January 31, 2007
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Selective Service

The federal cabinet agency of the US Government that pools registrations of all US males ages 18 to 26 for possible coerced enlistment in the military in the event of a war.

While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.
Look at Selective Service forcing all these young Americans to sign up..what a Soviet like agency.
by Piranha May 17, 2006
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ate up

Crap military drill instructors like to say to basic trainees when they aren't performing to expectation.
PRIVATE...........You shot out the Humvee's tires instead of the target..........You are ATE UP!
by Piranha October 29, 2004
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uncf

initials for the United Negro College fund, a shining example of minority hypocrisy!
It's ok for them to have a UNCF, but watch what would happen in a "caucasian college fund" ever started.....Jesse Jackson, the NAACP and all them other hypocrites would explode crying the race card!
by Piranha July 30, 2005
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