Piranha's definitions

uncf

initials for the United Negro College fund, a shining example of minority hypocrisy!

It's ok for them to have a UNCF, but watch what would happen in a "caucasian college fund" ever started.....Jesse Jackson, the NAACP and all them other hypocrites would explode crying the race card!

by Piranha July 30, 2005

CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:

1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.

2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.

TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.

Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

Arielle Kebbel

Truly the summit of beauty and talent. Arielle is a up and coming but accomplished actress with roles on movies and television shows such as " American Pie Presents: Band Camp", "The Grudge 2", "Gilmore Girls", and "Entourage".

Everytime I see Arielle Kebbel, she makes my heart melt!

by Piranha April 26, 2007

Dubya

Nickname for our current president, see fascist

Dang it, Dubya is not a true conservative but a republicrat! Dubya would rather kiss up to communist China rather than keep Taiwan safe from those subversive mainland China communists!

by Piranha May 2, 2006

The Flats

A kick ass entertainment district on the western side of downtown Cleveland alongside the Cuyahoga River that has some rockin' nightclubs, bars, and restaurants.

Every weekend I went to the Flats during college, I could count on always getting plastered.

by Piranha February 6, 2007

Hershey Highway

The main unnamed highway going through San Francisco!

Look at all those prettyboys turning into the Hershey Highway! Next time I'll avoid San Fran!

by Piranha November 9, 2004

Wapanese

"White Japanese" literally. Pertains to Caucasians (myself included) who find Japan's culture superior to the homeland's culture. Activities include assimilating ourselves to the traditions, language and customs of Japan as a surrogate to the fullest extent possible.

Konnichewa everybody! Wapanese for life!

by Piranha July 7, 2006