Piranha's definitions

The Flats

A kick ass entertainment district on the western side of downtown Cleveland alongside the Cuyahoga River that has some rockin' nightclubs, bars, and restaurants.

Every weekend I went to the Flats during college, I could count on always getting plastered.

by Piranha February 6, 2007

jessica simpson

The greatest singer on the planet, and hot as he*l!

Hey Jess, let's have Buffalo Chicken Pizza sometime!

by Piranha April 1, 2005

pop

The PROPER name for a soft drink used more often by person from the great lakes westward to the pacific northwest

I'll have a pop please........NO, YOU MEAN SODA........No, it's pop dammit!

by Piranha November 2, 2004

telegraph

A feeling of immense pleasure with a girl with indirect contact

OOh......we telegraphed on the phone yesterday..........felt sooo great!

by Piranha October 25, 2004

George W. Bush

Please refer to cowboy and fascist.

In the last election, George W. Bush sold out the Republicans in the name of fattening Halliburton's pockets in Iraq.

by Piranha January 28, 2007

checkerboard

Southwest Airlines equivalent of SSSS (see previously accepted definition highlighted) . Upon receiving the checkerboard you have to go through extensive secondary security screening because of pre-selected criteria.

Due to me flying one-way, I was given the checkerboard treatment by Southwest. Now I have to go through extensive security before the flight.

by Piranha January 26, 2006

Soda

The improper term for Pop.

my friend: "Hey, give me a Soda!"

me: You mean Pop, right?

by Piranha November 19, 2007