Piranha's definitions

Dubya

Nickname for our current president, see fascist

Dang it, Dubya is not a true conservative but a republicrat! Dubya would rather kiss up to communist China rather than keep Taiwan safe from those subversive mainland China communists!

by Piranha May 2, 2006

Jehovah's Witness

A bunch of rats who insist on forcing their religious beliefs on the general public at all costs, including harassment.

A whole bunch of Jehovah's Witness freaks woke me up on my day off last week, what a bunch of subversive losers!

by Piranha May 4, 2006

Oprah

The act of a female endlessly bashing males in response to all of their problems, named obviously after the talk show host that loves to whine about how bad men are.

Look at Jennifer over there pulling a Oprah!

by Piranha May 13, 2006

Selective Service

The federal cabinet agency of the US Government that pools registrations of all US males ages 18 to 26 for possible coerced enlistment in the military in the event of a war.

While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.

Look at Selective Service forcing all these young Americans to sign up..what a Soviet like agency.

by Piranha May 17, 2006

evacuee

A politically correct term for everyone from the New Orleans region. "Evacuee" became a mainstream term after Jesse Jackson complained about the term being used by the media.

Jesse Jackson: "These people are not refugees, they are Americans!"
news anchor again: I'm bad, the "evacuees" are out here in force in the Houston area!

by Piranha August 15, 2006

Mc Donalds

A fastfood "so-called" resturant which you can count on disgusting food that isn't cooked anywhere near a appealing level.

The Counter staff also has a nasty attitude as well worldwide.

Uhoh, since my friend is going to Mc Donalds, it's time to give him a barf bag for his own sake!

by Piranha August 20, 2006

vultures

Derogatory (although deserved) term for panhandlers after their method of sizing up who looks the most vulnerable to be hit up on for money, like the bird species which swoops around looking for what they think are weak and/or injured animals to consume.

I see some homeless people swooping all around me like vultures, time to make a abrupt turn away from them!

by Piranha August 20, 2006