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Arielle Kebbel

Truly the summit of beauty and talent. Arielle is a up and coming but accomplished actress with roles on movies and television shows such as " American Pie Presents: Band Camp", "The Grudge 2", "Gilmore Girls", and "Entourage".
Everytime I see Arielle Kebbel, she makes my heart melt!
by Piranha April 26, 2007
mugGet the Arielle Kebbelmug.

uncf

initials for the United Negro College fund, a shining example of minority hypocrisy!
It's ok for them to have a UNCF, but watch what would happen in a "caucasian college fund" ever started.....Jesse Jackson, the NAACP and all them other hypocrites would explode crying the race card!
by Piranha July 30, 2005
mugGet the uncfmug.

Oprah

The act of a female endlessly bashing males in response to all of their problems, named obviously after the talk show host that loves to whine about how bad men are.
Look at Jennifer over there pulling a Oprah!
by Piranha May 13, 2006
mugGet the Oprahmug.

CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:

1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.

2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.
TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.

Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!
by Piranha June 11, 2006
mugGet the CAIRmug.

Selective Service

The federal cabinet agency of the US Government that pools registrations of all US males ages 18 to 26 for possible coerced enlistment in the military in the event of a war.

While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.
Look at Selective Service forcing all these young Americans to sign up..what a Soviet like agency.
by Piranha May 17, 2006
mugGet the Selective Servicemug.

George W. Bush

Living proof that dumbasses can make it into the Oval Office.
George W. Bush has has a lower IQ than a cockroach!
by Piranha January 31, 2007
mugGet the George W. Bushmug.

cracker

A politically correct racial slur against caucasians encouraged by the liberals, plain and simple.
It's quite ok in today's politically correct world for people to call caucasians crackers and get away with it, but watch what would happen if a caucasian fired the term nigger or spick back.....you can count on the caucasian being charged with a hate crime!
by Piranha May 17, 2006
mugGet the crackermug.

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