Piranha's definitions

snake

Typical of University of Georgia girls who like to snake out of commitments for the school!

That UGA girl is a snake!

by Piranha November 8, 2004

585

Area code encompassing the lamest city in the United States, Rochester, N.Y. as well as the surrounding region.

All of the 585Rochesterians made a big fuss when 716 was yanked from them and given to Buffalo.Time to call a wambulance!

by Piranha August 29, 2006

Canandaigua

A rich elitist snob, named after a small snobby city in west central New York State

Damn, she is so Canandaigua since she won't talk to me

by Piranha October 29, 2004

Teri Hatcher

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".

It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.

by Piranha July 7, 2006

Portland

A lame, boring Seattle wannabe.

Portland only wishes it had anywhere near the amount of activities and attractions that Seattle has!

by Piranha March 10, 2006

Cockroach

Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.

Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.

Recruiter 2: Let's go see......

Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???

by Piranha May 23, 2006

Rosie O' Donnell

A extremely chubby thing of undetermined gender who is posing as a diesel female on the ABC television series The View.

Rosie O' Donnell thinks she's all that? I'd do Star Jones over Rosie anyday.

by Piranha October 14, 2006