Phil's definitions

aol

an ISP. you still get barraged by ads, banners and adware even though you have to pay 30$ a month for the service. shows how stupid america is because they are the biggest ISP.

America: is earthlink good? i'm thinking about switching to it.

by Phil January 27, 2005

coon poon

the nice tight, moist vagina of an african american girl usually between 100-110 lbs.

although not intended to be a racial phrase, it is rooted in anti-nonchristianity.

by Phil January 27, 2005

nee-na nee-na

The sound made when someone knows what another person is about to do. Used primarily to taunt the other person.

A way of saying "hey doofus, I know what you just picked. Get ready to be schooled."

Used especially during video game playing with multiple-choice games such as Techmo Superbowl.

After I said "nee-na nee-na", Mike knew he was in trouble....

by Phil January 27, 2005

televangelist

see: thief, crook, bad guy, bush

someone that plays on people's unfounded beliefs to rob and or ass rape them

Cojo made tim think he was giving him a makeover when he was really just stealing his cum

by Phil January 25, 2005

murphy brown

a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny

"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"

by Phil January 24, 2005

candyass

Kickass album by the band Orgy.

Orgy's candyass rules. It has the song 'stitches' on it.

by Phil January 23, 2005

ho-oh

an exclaimation shouted during sex with a ho. usually shouted before orgasm

"oh yes. suck my nuts. i'm almost there. yes. hooooooo-oooooooooohh!!!! (cums)"

by Phil January 22, 2005