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Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Field Dressingmug. by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Princesstmug. Frank: " You know how to spot a social illiterate? Converse. All the crazy chicks wear them."
Bobby: "Ahh.. Converse Cultists. Yeah man. I've noticed that too."
Bobby: "Ahh.. Converse Cultists. Yeah man. I've noticed that too."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Converse Cultistmug. When a young naive person falls into lust, they quickly head over to Urban Dictionary to write the equivalent of a love letter. Writing a pointless and inaccurate assessment of the name of the particular wench they are infatuated with, in the hormoment.
Steve: "Did you hear Ron blathering over Skylar? He showed me what he wrote about her on Urban...
He was all like: " she's the most beautiful girl in the world..." and " she is a free spirit.."
Aaron: "Wow, definition dating... what a douche."
He was all like: " she's the most beautiful girl in the world..." and " she is a free spirit.."
Aaron: "Wow, definition dating... what a douche."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Definition Datingmug. Gorgieo: "man im so nervous (*eats cake) ive got butterflys in my stomach."
Estavon: "More like butterflocks."
Estavon: "More like butterflocks."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Butterflocksmug. A combination of Matriarchy and Malarkey.
Women ruling is nonsense. Men world wide do not respect women.
Women cannot kick men's ass. Men have something like 27 times more testosterone than women.
Females have 40% more emotion circuits in their brain than men.
Women are built to interface with children.
Estrogen exposure in the womb makes women highly attractive, and too much can cause psychosis.
(no connection to reality, emotions = reality)
If a man gets too much testosterone in the womb, he becomes autistic and stuff.
Obsessing with machines and functions, but lacking social ability.
Medieval history shows that queens started more wars than kings.
Lesbian relationships are MORE VIOLENT than heterosexual relationships.
Women are not socialized to physical competition, so they overkill it, when they burst out, and almost never receive physical punishment like men do.
Women are unfairly spared the death penalty for murder in most cases.
Lesbians have historically proposed legislation which destroys countries.
J. D. Unwin "Sex and Culture" 1934. He studied 85 cultures. 80 small, 5 big, including Rome.
Women cannot rule what they don't understand, and didn't create. Societies all fall the same way.
Repeal the 19th.
Women ruling is nonsense. Men world wide do not respect women.
Women cannot kick men's ass. Men have something like 27 times more testosterone than women.
Females have 40% more emotion circuits in their brain than men.
Women are built to interface with children.
Estrogen exposure in the womb makes women highly attractive, and too much can cause psychosis.
(no connection to reality, emotions = reality)
If a man gets too much testosterone in the womb, he becomes autistic and stuff.
Obsessing with machines and functions, but lacking social ability.
Medieval history shows that queens started more wars than kings.
Lesbian relationships are MORE VIOLENT than heterosexual relationships.
Women are not socialized to physical competition, so they overkill it, when they burst out, and almost never receive physical punishment like men do.
Women are unfairly spared the death penalty for murder in most cases.
Lesbians have historically proposed legislation which destroys countries.
J. D. Unwin "Sex and Culture" 1934. He studied 85 cultures. 80 small, 5 big, including Rome.
Women cannot rule what they don't understand, and didn't create. Societies all fall the same way.
Repeal the 19th.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Matra-larkeymug. The irrational fear of having only one sexual mate, or going without sex.
Unfortunately our human biology is 1/2 Tournament Species and 1/2 Pair Bonding.
Physically we want to fuck so much...
but Emotionally we want one person to connect with.
Logically, if you only ever have sex with the one person you love and married, you won't know what you're missing, and the sex you're getting, will be the best you ever had.
Also, couples need to learn eachothers turn-ons...
No one is perfect (unless they're very experienced) which means they have tons of casual sex, which means they are horrible at relationships.
So keep it in your pants, for your own good.
Unfortunately our human biology is 1/2 Tournament Species and 1/2 Pair Bonding.
Physically we want to fuck so much...
but Emotionally we want one person to connect with.
Logically, if you only ever have sex with the one person you love and married, you won't know what you're missing, and the sex you're getting, will be the best you ever had.
Also, couples need to learn eachothers turn-ons...
No one is perfect (unless they're very experienced) which means they have tons of casual sex, which means they are horrible at relationships.
So keep it in your pants, for your own good.
Guy 1 : "I want to fuck atleast 3 girls before I get married... ya know?"
Guy 2: " I want to fuck every bitch, cause that's my biological imperative, but honestly, if you pick the right girl (and get a pre-nup) you'll be fine. Don't need to risk those STDs bro. Sounds like you've got abstainaphobia."
Guy 2: " I want to fuck every bitch, cause that's my biological imperative, but honestly, if you pick the right girl (and get a pre-nup) you'll be fine. Don't need to risk those STDs bro. Sounds like you've got abstainaphobia."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Abstainaphobiamug.