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Matra-larkey 

A combination of Matriarchy and Malarkey.
Women ruling is nonsense. Men world wide do not respect women.
Women cannot kick men's ass. Men have something like 27 times more testosterone than women.
Females have 40% more emotion circuits in their brain than men.
Women are built to interface with children.
Estrogen exposure in the womb makes women highly attractive, and too much can cause psychosis.
(no connection to reality, emotions = reality)

If a man gets too much testosterone in the womb, he becomes autistic and stuff.
Obsessing with machines and functions, but lacking social ability.
Medieval history shows that queens started more wars than kings.
Lesbian relationships are MORE VIOLENT than heterosexual relationships.
Women are not socialized to physical competition, so they overkill it, when they burst out, and almost never receive physical punishment like men do.
Women are unfairly spared the death penalty for murder in most cases.
Lesbians have historically proposed legislation which destroys countries.
J. D. Unwin "Sex and Culture" 1934. He studied 85 cultures. 80 small, 5 big, including Rome.
Women cannot rule what they don't understand, and didn't create. Societies all fall the same way.
Repeal the 19th.
Matra-larkey will kill us all.... eventually, if we let it.
Matra-larkey by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026