Percy Dovetonsils III's definitions

mashed potato sandwich

An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.

Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 19, 2003

syphilis

What luetic people are afflicted with.

You are looking mighty luetic today...a nice rosy glow to your skin...is your syphilis no longer in remision?

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 10, 2003

elf abuse

Environmental Liberation Front (ELF) "vandalism" that is terrorism.

Elf abuse is perpetrated by Ecothugs.

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 4, 2003

nugget

Cajun French for "nudge it", to poke at roadkill with a sharp stick to see if it is alive or dead before taking it home for dinner.

Andre, alors...nugget, nugget le armadillo...des gumbo tres magnific!

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 3, 2003

distim

To have disrespected somebody.

Grand Klugle Karl shot Mr Finklestein because he'd distim.

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 3, 2003

lip

A ration of shit or a verbal hard time.

Don't gimme no lip, you shitweasel.

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 2, 2003

klugle

A coin issued by the autonomous Kirghiz region of Kazakstan equal in value to 2 kopeks.

While visiting lovely Alma-Ata, I bought a yak-yarn yashmak from a Yemeni Yeoman yclept Yusef for 12 klugles.

by Percy Dovetonsils III July 30, 2003