Definitions by Percy Dovetonsils III

mashed potato sandwich 

An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.

Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."

mashed potato sandwich by Percy Dovetonsils III August 19, 2003

syphilis

What luetic people are afflicted with.

You are looking mighty luetic today...a nice rosy glow to your skin...is your syphilis no longer in remision?

syphilis by Percy Dovetonsils III August 10, 2003

elf abuse 

Environmental Liberation Front (ELF) "vandalism" that is terrorism.

Elf abuse is perpetrated by Ecothugs.

elf abuse by Percy Dovetonsils III August 4, 2003

nugget

Cajun French for "nudge it", to poke at roadkill with a sharp stick to see if it is alive or dead before taking it home for dinner.

Andre, alors...nugget, nugget le armadillo...des gumbo tres magnific!

nugget by Percy Dovetonsils III August 3, 2003

distim 

To have disrespected somebody.

Grand Klugle Karl shot Mr Finklestein because he'd distim.

distim by Percy Dovetonsils III August 3, 2003

lip 

A ration of shit or a verbal hard time.

Don't gimme no lip, you shitweasel.

lip by Percy Dovetonsils III August 2, 2003

klugle 

A coin issued by the autonomous Kirghiz region of Kazakstan equal in value to 2 kopeks.

While visiting lovely Alma-Ata, I bought a yak-yarn yashmak from a Yemeni Yeoman yclept Yusef for 12 klugles.

klugle by Percy Dovetonsils III July 30, 2003