Defcon

Political pollster's term for defecation constant wherein a percentage of data used in projecting election results based on exit polls is assumed to be shit because voters say one thing to be seen as having voted for the winner but actually voted for their enlightened self-interest.
Fucking Defcon is 87.6%, Mondale is fucked.
by Percy Dovetonsils III July 30, 2003
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distim

Grand Klugle Karl shot Mr Finklestein because he'd distim.
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 03, 2003
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klugle

A rank in the Ku Klux Klan between Imperial Wizard and Klaxtain.
Klugle Darryl was adept at crossburning, achieving stunning visual effects not seen since the 1936 film "Immorten der Juden" by Leni Rieffenstahl, but wasn't destined to be an Imperial Wizard because of his predilection for small boys and barnyard animals, nevertheless, he made me mighty proud to be white.
by Percy Dovetonsils III July 24, 2003
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mashed potato sandwich

An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.
Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 19, 2003
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lip

Don't gimme no lip, you shitweasel.
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 02, 2003
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syphilis

What luetic people are afflicted with.
You are looking mighty luetic today...a nice rosy glow to your skin...is your syphilis no longer in remision?
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 10, 2003
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nugget

Cajun French for "nudge it", to poke at roadkill with a sharp stick to see if it is alive or dead before taking it home for dinner.
Andre, alors...nugget, nugget le armadillo...des gumbo tres magnific!
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 03, 2003
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