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A glutton or a fat person. Derived from Vitellius, who was both a glutton and a fat person, who was Emperor of Rome in 69 A.D. and whose short reign was notable only for his incredible gluttony. Vitellius was an obese glutton who was notoriously lazy and self-indulgent, spent most of his time as emperor eating at luxurious banquets four or five times a day, all paid for with tax money. He would send the Roman Navy to procure rare foods for his banquets.
Todd: "Jan is such a Vitellius."
Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."
Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."
Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."
Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."
Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."
Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."
by PMax January 11, 2009
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Leroy was expelled from high school, but by the time we went to college, he had earned his Tennessee PhD through correspondence courses.
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Get the juggsalo mug.Duct tape. People in Tennessee use it to decorate and fix their cars and trucks the way other people use chrome to decorate their cars.
Cletus drives an old Ford pick up truck with plenty of Tennessee chrome on the outside . . . and on the inside, too. He uses it on his sofa, too.
by PMax March 10, 2008
Get the Tennessee chrome mug.A boner or erection obtained when one veets or looking at an ugly girl or fat chick or a group of them. The hard on a veeter obtains, or that a hogger gets before hogging or that a Cleveland Browner gets from macking on a frump or butterface. The woody that a frumper gets from a bagger.
Matt got drunk at the bar and when he started making out that bagger he got a big frump lump that he stuck in her after they left.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.
by PMax February 24, 2008
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He was a real elephant jockey his freshman year. You should have seen some of the fatties he banged.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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