PHIL's definitions

boofasten

Created during an intense game of scrabble, this word connotes curiosity, monkies, ridiculousness, and pure ambiguity.

Person 1: Did you just say boofasten?
Person 2: Yeah, you know, boofasten.

by Phil February 17, 2005

coon poon

the nice tight, moist vagina of an african american girl usually between 100-110 lbs.

although not intended to be a racial phrase, it is rooted in anti-nonchristianity.

by Phil January 27, 2005

cock

1. used by males for reproduction
2. used by males to piss
3. used as a toothbrush for sluts
4. used as a toy for masturbators
5. used as a whip by some male sadists

"after coming on jennifer face, phil stuck his cock in her mouth so she cvuld get it hard again"

by phil February 4, 2004

tank

A fat bastard. One who is severly disfigured in the midsection.

John's getting so fat, he looks like a tank!

by phil March 2, 2003

The Simpsons

1. something old that tries to act young

2. an extremely horrific act of greed. coined because of the network's FOX milking of an the simpsons series

bill cosby is such a the simpsons

by Phil January 15, 2005

phish

a band trying to recreate the spontaneity of a dead show. the songs are weak, jamming has it's moments,psychedelia cannot be force- fed. wow! they can play on trampolines. does nothing for my trip.

phish sucks

by phil January 25, 2004

chaw

a big wad of tobacco in between your cheek and gum

i got a chaw in my jaw

by phil February 5, 2003