PHIL's definitions

Jilf

Japanese I'd Like To Fuck

jilf jilf jilf jilf!!!

by phil April 20, 2005

senny

Likes making docks, and selling hot dogs.

Sen stands in his store and repeats "Buy my dog, Buy my dog, Buy my dog."

by Phil March 27, 2003

head box

a box designed to hold a sex slave allowing just the head and arms out for obvious reasons and sliding it under the bed whlie it is still occupied

I cant believe she was in a head box for three months!

by phil June 22, 2004

chaw

a big wad of tobacco in between your cheek and gum

i got a chaw in my jaw

by phil February 5, 2003

euro spic

see spic

a person from spain or portugal

jose: que pasa holmes! check out that euro spic ese Hernando!

juan: si homie. ay holmes, go back to europe, eh? eh pass me the weedo el smokero jose.

by Phil May 5, 2005

tie one on

get fucking drunk

We went out last night to tie one on, but his biatch showed up and ruined the whole thing

by phil August 10, 2003

Clampet

A fuckin jerk off, dumb Person

George W Bush

by Phil July 7, 2003